Sync

Jokes

A woman, on a blind date with a stockbroker, asked her companion what his favorite stage of human development is, what she should be doing in the stock market, what his sexual orientation is, and about his preferred way to end a conversation. His answers left her feeling very in sync with him.

"Baby, buy, bi, bye."

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A rock band was booed by the crowd.

The drum player and the bass player drink in a bar, depressed as fuck, trying to figure out what went wrong.
'It's probably the stage sound', the bass player suggests. 'That engineer can't mix shit in a bowl, let alone sound.'
'Come on, we've had worse. At least the monitors were working.'
'Well, then it's our lead, tha


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One day we'll be able to put our thoughts from our brain into our phones.

Let that sync in.

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I met Justin Timberlake last night.

He said N' Sync is getting back together for a reunion, I asked him when.

He said: "It's gonna be May."

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Since its Easter, what do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward in sync?

A receding hairline.

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How many people are in the band 'N Sync?

As many as you can fit in one.

(Yes, I know it's a bad joke)

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What happens when gamer girls' menstrual cycles align?

They V-sync.

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What happens when gamer girls' menstural cycles align?

They V-sync.

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When I go to the pool

When I go to the pool, I set my phone to update while it sits in my locker. That way I can sync and swim at the same time.

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My friend dropped her contacts on the ground after playing on the sand and couldn't find them.

I told her to sync them back using Google Drive.

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Two rabbis' walk into a bar and they believe to see Hitler.

Two current day rabbis' walk into a bar and exclaim to each other that the bartender is a dead ringer for an elderly Hitler, they go up to him say "sir, you must get this all the time but why do you style yourself to look like Adolph Hitler, surely that can't be good for your tips" as The bartender sets down the beer glass he was polishing, he looks up and says "I made two


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Ship mystery

It's prohibited to name a ship "Google".


Because it will sync every night at 12.

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I love it when companies live up to their literal name

Sinclair Broadcasting Group is certainly in sync.

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After his watch was two hours off sync

He realized it was time for a change

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats?

Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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Whats the difference between the Titanic and a bad dance crew

the titanic was in sync

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My girlfriend and I are in sync!

Like the band.

Or soap.

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NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs...

Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'.

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My boyfriend and I are so close we are like iTunes

We stay in sync.

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I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen

It's now in the sync.

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Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days.

He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible.

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Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths?

a lip sync.

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When your iPod stops working, it floats.

Because it doesn't sync.

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