Sympathetic

Jokes

I called the Samaritans today and spoke to a guy called Abdul.

He was very sympathetic when he heard I was suicidal and asked if I was a pilot.

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The other day I went for a jog in the park and began my routine of running laps around the pond.

On my first lap I noticed a girl in a wheelchair crying. I approached her and asked why she was crying. She told me "I'm crying because I've never been hugged!" Feeling sympathetic, I hugged her and she said "Thank you! I feel so much better!" as her tears subsided.

I continued jogging and as I looped back to where I had seen the girl in the wheelchair be


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A stressed Referee goes to a psychologist

He breaks down in front of the doctor, complaining about feeling depressed, and loathed, always disappointing somebody no matter what he does. The doctor is highly sympathetic, and offers comfort - "It must be so hard, I'm glad you came to me. I can help" The doctor starts writing something on a piece of paper and says "Go to this address, and tell the optometrist I sent you&qu


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What do you call a sympathetic candy?

A sweetheart

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Considering the hundreds of times my breakfast came with three...

You'd think I'd be more sympathetic of this two bit operation. Mom was right.
My egg-pectations are too high.

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A dead lawyer approaches pearly gates upset.

He bawled to St.Peter, " That's so unfair, I am just 45 and dead without enjoying all that life had to offer me".

A sympathetic St.Peter consoled him saying, "We now have a new system in place. We do it by billable hours. According to our records, you are now 153.

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My wife just flipped out at me for not being sympathetic about her time of the month

It was a complete ovary action.

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Old blonde joke.

A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears.
"What's wrong, dear?" He asks
Through her tears she says, "well, I've been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can't seem to figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."
He looks at her and in his most sympathetic voice says, &


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