A chicken farmer and his son went out to gather eggs one morning
They went out to the hen house but couldn't find a single egg. As they left the henhouse they saw several sets of footprints leading away from the roost.
Following them up and over a hill they found an abandoned campsite with a still smoldering fire.
Next to the fire was an old pot and a worn ladle.
The father knelt down next to the pot and dipped in the
Several investigators enter an abandoned strip club...
Immediately, around the pole in the center, a great swirling starts to materialize, into a scantily clad figure.
“Behold!” it says, “I am the Poletergiest!”