Suspend

Jokes

The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

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A murderer begged the judge to suspend his sentence

So the judge hanged him.

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Jeb!

Jeb Bush: I hereby suspend my presidential campaign with immediate effect.

Audience claps

Jeb: You guys are assholes!

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Why do candidates always "suspend" their campaigns?

They should clearly kill them with ctrl-c, not ctrl-z. Now we will have a bunch of zombie campaigns in our political system.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief


the other is pro wrestling.

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Roger Goodell tried to suspend his mechanic.

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