Supportive

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I pooped my pants at work. I was so embarrassed, but everyone was really kind and supportive and even helped me out with a change of clothes.

"don't feel bad, we've all done it bud, think of it now as you're officially part of the amazon family"

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I'm in a beautiful and supportive relationship with an undersea creature.

It's a moray.

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We should be more supportive of gay relationships

After all, they're men to be together

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I told my wife she was a bitch.

She isn't supportive of my tarot reading anymore. She was a cow too apparently.

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.

They are so supportive!

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I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife

She said it was bigamy.

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If your bro is supportive and always has your back

is he a push-up bro?

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In a house, leaning against a pole, my friend asked if I was dating it.

I said yes and she’s very supportive.

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Last week I made a self driving car!

It wasn't as hard as I expected it to be, like all those big company's are making such a fuss about it.

But after the first test drive my wife was very angry with me, but maybe she was right, putting our child in the rear seat wasn't very smart.

The police officers were also not very supportive, they arrested me and didn't even tell me why exactly.


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Last week I made a self driving car!

It wasn't as hard as I expected it to be, like all those big company's are making such a fuss about it.

But after the first test drive my wife was very angry with me, but maybe she was right, putting our child in the rear seat wasn't very smart.

The police was also not very supportive, they arrested me and didn't even tell me why exactly.


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"I knew you had it in you!"

Said the very supportive officer performing the cavity search.

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Reddit is so supportive of the LGBTQ community.

that all its mods are gay.

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My wife told me she's going to be a polyglot...

She just straight up says it and then starts listing off what she wants to do first, "Some French, Chinese, Portuguese..." Etc. I didn't know what to say, so I left the house to cool off and now I'm here.

I know it's 2018 and all, but I feel like I should have been included in the decision making process. Am I wrong for thinking this way? I want to be supp


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My friend Ted recently came out as homosexual. Luckily, everyone in his neigbourhood has been very supportive.

It has become something of a Gay Ted community.

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LOVING PARENTS

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh\*t on their dreams a little bit.

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LOVING PARENTS

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.

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I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.

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There are two types of husbands, one is very loving, helpful, understanding, funny, and supportive, and the other type is...

the type we are all married to.

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LOVING PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.

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I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive...

they insist that I go through with it.

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I ran out of gas so I pulled to the side of the road

luckily, I had a spare gallon and began to fill my car. drivers passing by started yelling at me "go back home you mooslim","go back to where you come from". wow people are so supportive I thought to myself (=

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Boys are like bras..

They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart...

...also that's when the support ends

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My Chinese friend has been very supportive of my new dogsitting business

He even bought me a book, 101 ways to wok your dog

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A preachers son told him he was an atheist

the preacher accepted it and was very supportive.

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I got lost in a closet as a child...

When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy.

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All these rainbows reminded me of this joke.

I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

-Demetri Martin


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The good, the bad, the ugly.

The good: Bill Gates owned a large successful corporation.
The bad: His wife isn't supportive as
The ugly: He named his company after his penis.

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A slight improvement...

There's a clothing and body parts convention in town with an open bar. In a group, there is a hat, a bra, and the inevitable couple of boobs. The hat, being of higher class, of course, is the designated driver. However, he doesn't do well with open bars and gets smashed so he has to call a taxi.
The bra, being the supportive one, says, "you go on a head and ill give these two


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When I was a child, my father would always tell me, "The sky's the limit!"

He was never supportive of my dreams to become an astronaut.

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One day, I was feeling really depressed.

One day, I was feeling really depressed. I wanted to end my life.

My supportive friends got wind of this and took me to hang out.

We wanted to be alone and hidden because what we were going to do wasn't exactly _legal_...

We got to it and long story short, I was hung-over.

As the night progressed, I got more and more numb.

But e


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