Summertime

Jokes

The smell of burning flesh, the screams of children

Summertime bbqs are the best

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Where do Jewish children with ADHD go for the summertime

A concentration camp

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Whats the difference between a hot dog and a heat stroked dog?

I don’t leave my hot dog in the car for an hour in the summertime with the intention of eating it when I return.

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School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

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I like my women like Summertime in Chicago...

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

(Happy St. Patrick's Day)

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In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab?

Heatstroke.

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