A king decided to conduct a competition to select a husband for his only daughter. He devised three tests:
1. The suitor should drink a liter bottle of a 500 year old rum bottoms up.
2. He should enter a cage that holds a newly captured bengal tiger in its prime that has been whipped to blood fury, and pluck one of it's teeth. Of course, the suitor will be barehanded.
3. He should sexuallysatisfy an insatiable nymphomaniac to the point that she taps out first
Rednecks have a pretty predictable stance on sex ed.
If you're a redneck with a son, it's go forth and multiply, it's your God-given right and duty!
If you're a redneck with a daughter, it's don't have sex, I'll make sure your suitor leaves with bullet holes.
If you're a redneck with both, you don't bother. They already know
I got in trouble for telling this joke in 5th grade on share a joke day.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess with three handsome suitors.
Each suitor tried their best to charm the princess, but the princess could not choose which handsome suitor to marry.
The princess did love ping pong though, and so she decided to test the suitors' love.
She summoned all three suitors to the grand hall and announced - "whoe
Cinderella teaches young kids a very important lesson.
It doesn't matter how poor you are, as long as you're really hot and you suitor has a foot fetish.
There was a princess
who came of age, so her parents the King and Queen called for all princes to come and court her.
Day after day, each suitor came by, telling the princess what they would give her and why she should marry them. This went on for a few weeks, and the princess remained unsatisfied.
Suddenly, one day, in walked a suitor. He was Prince Franz, one of the richest princes of the
Another Jewish joke...
The daughter of an elderly Jewish couple brings home a man that she would like to marry. He turns out to be a Torah scholar. After dinner, the father and the suitor sit down together and the father asks "how will you treat my daughter as the princess she is in my eyes?" and the suitor says "I will work hard and God will provide for me."
The father asks "how wi
A girl brings her fiance home to meet her father..
... and the father asks him, "so what are your plans in life." The suitor responds, "well, I'm interested in pursuing a degree in theology." The father then asks, "well, what do you plan to do for a living with only a theology degree?" The suitor, without a missed beat responds with "well, god will provide." The father then asks, "where will yo
Ping Pong Balls
Three men all want to marry the same girl, so she tells that whoever brings her the most ping pong balls in the next 24 hours can have her hand in marriage.
Suitor 1 comes back a few hours later with his Ford F-150 filled completely with Ping Pong balls. The woman is impressed, but thinks the other suitors can do better.
Suitor 2 comes back about 12 hours later with sev
There was a farmer who had three daughters
There was a farmer who had three daughters and all of his daughters were going on their first dates at the same time. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, decided to meet their suitors at the front door with his shot gun.
Some time went by, the first suitor arrived and the farmer answered the door: "Hi I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show, is she
There once lived a farmer...
There once lived farmer with three daughters. He was very overprotective of them. So overprotective, in fact, that he would sit on his porch with a shotgun and whenever a potential suitor came up in hopes to date one of the three, he would shoot him right then and there if he didn't like the guy. It so happened, one night, all three daughters had a date lined up. So the old farmer se
Ping pong balls
One day, three suitors came to visit an unwed princess. They were all acceptable and neither the princess nor the king could decide which one would become the princess's husband so, the king devised a plan; he issued a challenge to the suitors, whoever brings back the most ping pong balls within a year wins the princess's hand in marriage.
So each of the suitors sets off on