Stubborn

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Does masturbation improve reading?

I read that masturbation brings a remarkable improvement in lexicon, and I was absorbed by this statement devoid of reason. Everyone knows that it exacerbates me when I witness a petulant fool brandishing bombastic cultisms as banal corollaries whose ephemeral purpose is to obscure the rickety collections of the most stubborn before his despotic lexicology.


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What do you call a stubborn man without toes?

Lactose intolerant

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My wife said, "You're stubborn."

so I said, "No I'm not. "

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Fed-up, I finally told that stubborn monk to leave!

"namaste"

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Did you hear about the stubborn lion who refused to resort to cannibalism?

He ended up swallowing his pride.

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My grandmother is a lot like my old car

Old, stubborn, and just wouldn't die.

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What do you call an extremely stubborn gay man who's detail oriented?

Anal retentive.

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Yo momma so stubborn...

That the escalator broke down, and she refused to walk down it!

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According to astrology, as a Taurus I should be stubborn

Like that’s bullshit no I’m fucking not

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I think both my parents are female

They can't mind their own business, are stubborn as fuck, and won't shut the fuck up!

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Is it just me that thinks amputees are really

Stubborn

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What did the stubborn, fabric-bound book say to the leather books?

I will not be suede!

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All my friends say I'm stubborn

....but I refuse to believe them.

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Switching from the body wash to Dawn dishwashing liquid...

...it guarantees to cut the stubborn fat.

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Upon visiting a struggling third world country an American man walks up to a native man and says

“Its sad the children here are suffering. In America the children are suffering as well”. The native man looks puzzled and questions the American man “ In America the children are starving? I had heard America had great wealth and abundance of food”. The man gives a stubborn look and says “starving?? No! they’re obese from eating too much Macdonalds. It’s


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I nagged my stubborn son to cut a pie into two even pieces,

But he wasn't having any of it.

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What does a red wine stain in a carpet and a stubborn gay man have in common?

You can try all you want, but neither are coming out any time soon.

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NSFW Son "A naked girl will......

Son: "Take me to the circus dad"

Dad: "No, I'm really busy"

Son: "Dad today a naked girl will ride a lion"

Dad: "You are very stubborn. Everytime you make me take you to the circus. Anyway it's been a long time since I've seen a lion"


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There was once a very stubborn man who never learned how to swim...

They say he died in denial.

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Tune into Supergirl on nbc.

I hear some of her powers include making a sanwich in a flash and getting stubborn stuck on grease out of any pan!

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What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

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Amputees can be pretty stubborn.

You've really got to hand it to them.

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What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?

Na-ama-ste

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There once was a chicken...

... She was very stubborn. She use to bother her owner.
The owner got fed up fed of her one day and trapped her in a basket.
However, the chicken was so stubborn. She got out from behind.
The owner then got angry. This time he trapped the chicken in a cage.
However, the chicken was so stubborn. She again got out from behind.
The owner got so angry that he killed the


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Some people say I'm stubborn, I would disagree.

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Once John went to the market and bought a hen..

He kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John caught it and kept it in the shed again.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John once again caught it and kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John now caught it, killed it, cooked it and ate it.
But the


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Some people say I'm stubborn

They're wrong.

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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A stubborn woman and a donkey...

A stubborn woman badgered her husband into paying for her to visit a foreign country. She walks into a stable and, thinking herself clever, says, "I want something stupid to ride to the next town."

The dealer looks up and says, "Oh, you want a donkey?"

The woman nods. "Yes, a jackass."

The dealers comply and give her a donkey. Sh


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Little Johnny at the Farm

Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had manage to get out of the stables.

Johnny’s dad tries to lead the donkey back into the stables but the stubborn animal will not budge. Johnny’s mom tries to coax the donkey with carrots and hay, but the donkey just ignores the food.

Seeing his parents becom


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Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back..

to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?

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Is there anything better than a good ol slap on the back..

to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?

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