Stub

Jokes

What does a British person say when they stub their toe?

fUK

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Found number stub for DMV line in wallet from last week

I wonder if my number has been called yet

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TIFU by accidentally ramming my toe against a cigarette urn while trying to throw my cigarette away.

Oops, wrong stub.

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TIFU by accidentally ramming my toe against the cigarette urn while I was trying to throw my cigarette away.

Oops, wrong stub.

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Who Do you call When you stub your Toe?

The Toe Truck!!


As Seen here:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/1763

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I folded my pay stub into a paper fan, but it's income pleated.

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A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub..

"I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"

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My parking stub was being bitchy, argumentative, and expensive.

It just wanted validation.

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I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia

But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.

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The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub.

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Why do cowboys always want to die with their boots on?

So they don't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

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My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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A man with stub arms walks into a bar...

** put your arms in your T-shirt and stick your hands out the sleeves when telling this joke **

A man with stub arms walks into a bar and sits at the bar next to another guy.

"Excuse me sir, I'm sorry to bother you, but can you get my wallet out of my pocket?"

He looks at the man and smiles "Certainly." He reaches behind the man, gra


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It's 2am as Jack exits his vehicle and approaches a raggedy ass house in the distance. He quietly opens the door and slowly lurks into the darkness when all the sudden. bam jack stubs his toe! What the fuck did jack stub his toe on?

your moms pussy

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a "toe" truck.

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Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub?

Don't worry, he's dealing with it.

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