Storm

Jokes

Why did the peanut storm out of the interview?

Because he was UNSALTED!

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I hung up the tracking map of the storm targeting Florida.

It is a Portrait of Dorian's Way.

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If this storm is named Dorian...

If this storm is named Dorian, what is it called a hurricane and not a himmacane instead?

Courtesy of my 60 year old dad so you know it's real

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Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title:

"Corpse Storm."

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A brilliant meteorology professor goes to Nebraska.

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What has Donald Trump and every TV action hero said?

Storm is coming

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I'm reading Storm of Swords in Braille and Robb Stark is about to get married

....I have a bad feeling about this chapter.

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My power out because of a storm. It went off at 7:30 and came back on at 12:00

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A storm blew away 25 of my roof last night

oof

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If America is storming Area 51 the the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We take the aliens , you take the predators

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My friend's only advice is all women are the enemy...

Me: So there's a Pacific and Atlantic Front?
Friend: We storm D-Day one day they will never see it coming!

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Is your name Area Fifty-One?

Because I wanna storm your private areas

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America is storming Area 51 Let Europe storm the Vatican.

America can have the Aliens.
Europe will get the Predators.

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Catholic priests should storm Area 51 so it would be Aliens vs Predators.

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When Americans storm area 51 and save the aliens, Europeans can storm the Vatican.

You will save the aliens and we'll save the children

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If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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Catholic Priests should storm Area 51

So it’s Aliens vs. Predator

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We should send sex offenders to storm Area 51

Alien Vs Predator

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Instead of storming Area-51, we should storm Vatican

They can’t rape us all

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What if we tell the flat earthers that the answers they are looking for are in Area 51

Then that way we get to watch people storm Area 51 and no one dies that anyone cares about!

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3 men on a ship stuck in a storm

The storm gets too rough and the ship wrecks.

the three men grab a log and get drift ashore on a deserted island...or so they thought
a tribe appear out of the trees and captures them.
the leader says to them: if you don't want us to kill you you must each get 10 of a certain fruit

the men agreed and ran to the jungle to get them
the first m


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A storm just blew away 25 of my roof...

Oof.

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Sadly there was a storm last night

I lost 25% of my roof
OOF.
The next day it happened again 50 more % was gone
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I was going to sit on my couch but 20% of that was gone
OUCH

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A storm blew away 25 of my roof last night.

oof.

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A storm blew away 25 of my roof.

Oof

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A storm destroyed 60 of Scunthorpe last night.

cunt

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A storm blew away part of my "hquit hposting hshit hlike hthis"

Quit posting shit like this

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Last night, a big storm put a dent in 16.67 of my hummer.

bummer

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A storm blew away the first and last part of my joke

ok

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A Storm Blew Away 25 of my Favorite Dutch Cheese...

Dam

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A storm blew away 25 of my roof last night

Oof

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says...



"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying


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How do you track Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for the fresh prince.

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Storm: 'Are you still dating Jean?' Cyclops: 'No, I guess you could say I'm her...' Lowers glasses

*Optic blasts Storm into ash*

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What do you call a sandstorm that calls you names?

Da Rude Sand Storm

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Whats the difference between any large scale building made by storm troopers and a grenade?

One isn’t meant to explode but has a higher chance of inevitably exploding.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Look for the Fresh Prints!

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John Doe: goly fuck hwicieowhw ebieiffjd

Doe john: the storm is white.

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Did you hear about the Great Storm?

There were blustering winds hundreds of miles per hour and hail the size of minivans! What was really strange though was that the hail was shaped like numbers. Zeros, ones, twos, threes, fours, fives, etcetera all falling from the sky! It wasn't just number shapes though; there were giant subtraction, addition, multiplication, and division signs as well. There were even integral symbols, summ


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Why don't hurricanes hit the West Coast?

Because all the political sh\*t storm is at DC.

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A man's car breaks down in the middle of a snow storm

While searching for help he finds a temple. The man knocks on the door and an old monk comes and greets him

Man: Hay can you please help, my car broke down in the middle of the snow storm

Monk: Yes of course please come in

The man enters the temple and is given food, water and a change of clothes.

When night comes the man tries to sleep but is in


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A storm-tossed ship was about to go under

The captain shouted to the crew, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

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What do you call an Over powered Janitorial Storm Trooper at the Death Star?

A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

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Generic camp counselor: Let's all introduce ourselves and get to know each other, anyone got a topic?

Smart ass kid: ou!!! let's talk about global warming that's always a fun Icebreaker.

Counselor: I believe the correct term is climate change

Kid: why you gotta be so cold man you we're welcoming and warm a second ago...

Counselor:...I hope you get stung by a bee

Kid: c'mon what's with this attitude, I didn't know yo


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The Tale Of The Faithful Man And The Rescue Boat

Once there was a boat sailing not too far from the shore of a town, when it capsized.

A rescue boat was sent out imediatly, but there was only room on board for half of the survivors. The coastguards descided to fill the boat up and then come back after for the remaining passengers, so they got everyone on board they could until there was only one space left, and they called to the ne


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What starts in w and ends in o?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you t


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Did you hear about the storm of the century in Columbus?

Neither did I because, It was just rain and the lightning never showed up.

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Why did the blonde storm out of the beauty pageant...?

She got tired of people judging her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 graduated at the top of his class in the Navy Seals and was involved in numerous raids against Al Qaeda. 7 also has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in guerrilla warfare and is the top sniper in the US armed forces.

6 is nothing to 7 but another target. 7 threatened to wipe 6 the out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, and tol


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Why does the Empire have to clone Storm Troopers?

Because when they shoot they always miss

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