What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you ca
When Jews Make Arab Jokes.... Too Real
An Arab family of father, mother and child decided to convert. So they went to a rabbi.
And he said to them that in order to become Jews, you must pass through the minefield and yelling that you are Jews.
The father entered the minefield shouting, "I am a Jew, I am a Jew." She went out safely, and when the turn came on the child exploded a mine, the mother w
Have you ever went to sleep with an itchy butt and...
...woke up with a stinky finger.
What did the podiatrist with allergies recommend to the man with stinky feet?
A shoe! A shoe!
Whats brown, stinky, and has wheels?
A piece of poop, I was just shitting you about the wheels.
My wife threatened to stick her finger up my ass
I told her two things would happen: One of us was gonna have fun, the other was gonna end up with a stinky finger.
Yo mamas so fat and stinky...
...when she went scuba diving in the Coral sea just off the coast of Queensland, Australia they renamed it the Great Barrier Queef.
Once upon a time, there was a duo called Nathaniel and Claire.
They considered themselves like Bonnie and Clyde, except better. Being a duo of robbers, they went around the country stealing money from small banks. They were also ruthless and had no morals at all.
One day, they assaulted a homeless man on the street for asking money from them. "How dare you ask money from us!" They pushed him onto the ground and beat him with their fists
Most people complain about my sixth sense
First five are basic and almost natural. Sixth one is very stinky.
Stinky pinky soon lead to stinky dinky
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers
Why was it so stinky by the lake?
Why was it so stinky by the lake?
Why do women wear perfume and makeup?
>!Because they’re stinky, and ugly.!<
Why do some girls wear so much make up and perfume?
Because they are ugly and stinky.
Gang colours are really important.
the official colour of the stinky-death gang is gang-green.
Told me I was being immature.
What does she know? She’s a stinky poo poo head.
What do you call a stinky lawyer?
Law and Odor
NSFW What do you call a group of six year old girls with stinky vaginas?
Sour Patch Kids
Why do the Swiss have a stinky foot fetish
Because it reminds them of their Cheese
What'd the indian do after taking a stinky shit?
Ran out of Tipi.
How did they know which Teletubby was gay?
Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky
Politicians are like soft poops
They move with a light push, leave a stinky mess behind, and require lots of paper to clean up.
What does an Italian genius say to a stinky person?
(I'll see myself out)
What do you wake up with when you go to bed with a itchy butt
What do you call a stinky potato?
How do you aprouch a stinky cheese
What is deep and dark and stinky?
A man hole
Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels!
He who goes to bed..
He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes with a stinky finger!👏🏻👏🏻
I cant believe after through all of the stinky breath and shit, theyre still together! Every time they get separated and pinned down, theyre still together.
I’m thankful that they are. I wouldn’t like a ripped butthole.
This new daily fiber regimen has really helped with my regularity issues. Now, every day at 5am I take a big ol' stinky poo.
I just wish I could get out of bed before 6am.
Frank earned the nickname "Stinky" for his ability to smell up a room...
Friends raised a big stink when he died forty years after he opened Stinky's Bar. His epitaph reads, "Here lies Frank 'Stinky' Johnson, dearly defarted husband and father."
Why do women use perfume and makeup? Because their stinky and ugly
What is brown, sticky, and smells?
A stinky stick.
I like my women like I like my cheese...
Old and Stinky!
Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with stinky fingers.
Giraffe have long necks for a reason.
Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet.
My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ...
Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air.
Conficius once said...
Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers.
The only thing worse than cologne that smells like a stinky armpit...
Three students all have dinner together, a sophisticate, a vulgarian, and a foreigner. They return to their shared dorm rooms that night and when they wake up in the morning they all have painful gas. The sophisticate says,
"Zounds! I just broke wind with such intense vigor my anus hurt!"
The vulgarian says,
"Crap, dude! That fart hurt my bu
Why did the baker have stinky hands?
He kneaded a poo
The dick and the feet have a conversation on who has it worse.
* So the master gets home from work and takes his shoes off, the feet say "what a hard day, I have the worst job ever"
* The dick speaks up and says "oh yeah? how bad is it?"
* "Well every day my master walks all over me in a stinky sock"
* The dick laughs "that's nothing. Everyday my master beats me and once a week he makes me do push-ups
There's a difference between racism and fact...
Niggers are stinky - fact
My friends ex girlfriend had such a stinky vagina that ...
Man you goes to bed with itchy ass
Wakes up with stinky finger
Asked kids to come up with jokes for my day job (long story). This is my favourite.
What did the chicken say to the man? You ain't getting married, you're stinky.
I have a stinky penis
Why was the jacket stinky?
Because it was a windbreaker.