Stinking

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Could you guys suggest a good deodorant for my stinking wife?

It's only been 4 days since I've cut up the slob but the smell is becoming unbearable now.

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What's the difference between indians and dog shit ?

When dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking!

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What's the difference between indians and dog shit?

When dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking!

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I laugh when people say that Elon Musk is stinking rich...

He can't afford to sleep in to 10:00 am every day like me.

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A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop

One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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His shoes stinks

There was a guy who used to wear one type of shoes that was stinking, he used it at work and at home. One day he came to greet an old man who was resting under the tree, do you know what happened to these old man? He fainted abruptly he was taken at nearby hospital and admitted.

When his conscious was back he told the people that the guy who has a stinking shoes was the one who mak


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What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit??

eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

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What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit?

A pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.

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What is the difference between dog shit and black people?

One eventually turns white and stops stinking.

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Two flies walk into a Bar.

One of them asks the bartender:

\- Can I have a shit with some onion please, but not too much onion, I don't want a stinking breath.

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