Doctor comes to Dad with newborn baby...

Doctor swings baby from left to right, and throws him up and down. Doctor drops the baby! Dad looks shocked! Doctor says: I'm just fooling around, baby was stillborn...

What does a stillborn call the first trimester?

A midlife crisis

Woman gives birth. Doc says Ive got good news and bad news.... Bad news is, the babys ginger.

Good news is, it was stillborn.

What is something that comes out non moving but you wish it was?

Your stillborn child.

What's twelve inches long, purple, and drives a woman insane?

A stillborn.

Whats the name of Chewbaccas stillborn brother?

Chokebacca

I Used To Volunteer At A "Planned Parenthood"...

We had these insanely long breaks. They gave us like, an hour for lunch. So, when we finished up, we'd go out back and get some exercise and play football. But the owner was religious, and as it would turn out, the Christian faith is against using pigskin footballs because it's "cruel and unusual", so in lieu of that, we took a day-old stillborn and threw it around instead.

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What do you call a cross between a Llama and a Lion?

Stillborn

Folks call me a stillborn egg

Cause' I'm never getting laid!

My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

Stillborn.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Whats 12inches long, grey, cold and makes a woman cry?

A stillborn.

The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born.

EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What is the greatest thing to have come from the Santorum family in years?

A stillborn.

What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child?

Close, but no cigar.

What's worse than having your birthday on Christmas?

Being stillborn on Mother's Day