I bought my Nan a stair lift and she told me she hates it.
It’s been driving her up the wall
The steps in my house are making me feel self-conscious.
All they do is stair.
Throwback to elementary school:
Three people were on a game show where there were 100 stairs. On each stair, they were told a joke. If they could get through all of the stairs without laughing, they would win a million dollars.
The three contestants were a Brilliant scientist, a successful lawyer, and an ordinary person who was currently unemployed.
The scientist went first. He managed to make it to the
I've just written a book on how to fall down a stair case.
It's a step-by-step guide.
Those goddamn stair lifts...
they drive me up the wall every single time
The stair joke
There was once a competition between 5 friends to walk up a flight of ten stairs, the first to get to the top wins. The catch? Every stair has a joke on it and if you were to laugh on any stair you were eliminated.
The first friend goes and makes it to the second stair before laughing at the joke. The second friend makes it to the fifth stair before laughing, the third the fourth sta
My grandfather seems really annoyed for having to use the stair lift to go upstairs.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
Old italian aphorism
Life is like the stair of a henhouse: short, steep and full of shit.
Why did the fireman get on the stair master?
To climb the burning twin towers.
I absolutely hate stair lifts
They drive me up the wall
I cant stand stair lifts...
Those things drive me up the wall!
A blonde a red head and a brunette die
They come to heaven and god comes down and tells them "in front of you are 100 stairs, and when you walk on each one you will hear a joke funnier than the last one. If I hear on chuckle you go to hell, if not, heaven." The redhead makes it to the 35th stair before laughing loudly and falling. The brunette makes it to the 69th stair before chuckling, and falling down to hell. The blonde m
I knew Inwas really out of shape, so I bought a stair master online...
But I couldn't even put it together because the instructions were step-by-step.
What goes bump in the night?
A baby falling down a staircase.
What goes bump in the day?
The mother tripping on the stair landing.
I tried to build a DIY Stair Master...
The instructions were only a few steps, but they went on forever.
Why was the stair frustrated and angry?
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
So the church I work at needed a new bell ringer as the old one retired, I put an add in the local paper and it wasn't long before somebody showed up but he didn't have any arms, before I could say a word he could see the doubt in my face and imediatly started to tell me he was an experienced bell ringer with a unique technique; he headbutts the bell, well I had to see this so I lead him
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a man opened a banister decorations store called--
If you were a prisoner going down the stair
You couldnt be more condescending.
Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair.
What's black and found at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
My mum hates her new stair lift
She says it drives her up the wall
What's it called when someone cheats by taking a free elevator ride to the top during an Empire State Building stair climbing race?
An un-fared vantage
My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ...
"IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"
Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?
A bannister always pays his deafs.
I can teach you to write in steps.
I call it stair-case....
I'm a stair hater
I was approaching my front door when I tripped over the walkway up. Furious, I proceeded to cuss out the porch and attempted to make a 'yo mama' insult to the steps.
Needless to say, it was a dis at stair.
Much like this joke.
How to make Jennifer Lawrence be in love with you
Be a stair. She'll fall right over you.
So there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in front of heaven..
and in order for them to enter, they must climb 100 steps of stairs. They may take 1 step at a time whenever God tells them a joke and they cannot laugh, otherwise they will fall down to hell.
The Red head falls down on the 55th stair, the Brunette falls down on the 70th stair, and the blonde falls down on the 99th stair.
God then asks the blonde, "You were so close! Why did you l