A man is on the elevator
When suddenly the doors open to reveal a gorgeous blonde. As she enters, the man looks her up and down before blurting “Hey!”. Surprised and wary, she replies “Hello..?”
He looks her up and down again, pauses for a moment, then asks “Would you have sex with me for $10,000?”
“$10,000!” She says, as she looks him up and down.
You say I'm squinting
but I'm just centralised.
So this guy sends his dad a hooker for his 80th birthday..
She bangs on the door and he opens it. Squinting at her he asks what she wants. She's replies that she's there for super sex. He says, I'll take the soup.
Why do the japanese have slanted eyes?
Because they are still squinting from the blast
Most high profile actors claimed it took anywhere from 5-30 minutes of strenuous but simple practice to be able to cry on cue
Squinting at the screen like that won't help
As I was traipsing past a drug rehab center today, I saw this incredibly teeny tiny sign on the luscious lawn. Walking closer and closer, squinting harder and harder, I could finally make out that it said...
KEEP OFF THE GRASS!
I just realized why Japanese guys always look like they are squinting...
all their porn is pixilated
Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married?
From squinting and saying, "Suck what?"
Why do Asians always look like they're squinting?
Atomic bombs are very bright.
Edit: It's under /r/jokes for a reason. Calm down
How do you call people that are always squinting at you?
Leaving school late one day, a boy rushed home for dinner. Knowing he would not be on time taking the usual route, he sought a shortcut through a large fenced field. Well past sunset, he hopped the fence and began to pick his way through the darkened expanse. About halfway through the field he heard a voice:
"Nort" it said.
The boy paused, and squinting his e
A young farmer was out, selling his rooster at the marketplace.
Another farmer get close to him, interested in the creature
-That's one beautifully colored rooster you have there
-Thank you, he is indeed good looking
-But does he do his job, you know, with the hens? asks again the other farmer
-Of course he does. All day long, he fucks hens, he fucks ducks, he fucks gees
-Does he really do
They call Japan "The Land of the Rising Sun"
That's probably why they always look like if they're squinting with their eyes 24/7.
Why do so many Asians wear glasses?
All that squinting gives them astigmatism