Whats it called when the person delivering your baby suddenly becomes squeamish and can no longer fulfill hisher duties?
A midwife crisis
If you're squeamish, take a rocket to space
Because in space, no one can hear you squeam.
A man walked into a caf in Mexico...
"Hello!" he says to a squeamish waiter. "Do you have any Mexican Jews?"
"Hmm... let me check in the back" the waiter replied.
That's when the condom broke.