What do you call 5 Asians, a Mexican, and an expletive?
A water sprinkler. Chink chink chink chink chink spic shiiiiiiit.
Once a drunk man was returning home from a bar, walking along the river.
Suddenly he had an urgent urge to pee so started pissing in the river. An officer who was passing by approached him an said, "Sir, I'm gonna have to tell you to turn off the sprinkler and put it in the garage". In response the man zips up and starts leaving.
Suddenly the drunk man burst into laughter. So, the officers asks, "What's so funny". To which th
What's the difference between a male and a female fire sprinkler system?
The male will exhaust the fire, the female will exhaust the water supply
What call three hispanica, three Asians, and three black people in a group?
SpinkSpinkSpink ChinkChinkChink NiggaNiggaNigga
(Sounds of a sprinkler)
What did the Polish sprinkler sound like?
Tak Tak Tak Tak Tak Tak
What did the polish sprinkler sound like?
Why didn't the sprinkler system work at Trump Tower?
The Russian Hookers weren't hydrated.
So, i used to work in a convenience store...
It's my first shift, and a gentleman comes in asking for nails, I sold some nails to him as my manager was watching
He said to me, mate, that's not how you do sales!! I'll show you how it's done
Before you know it another man comes in asking about some lawn seeds, he proceeds to show him where they are (as I'm observing) and then asks, mate, would
What does a sprinkler and the unemployment line have in common...
Why do I call my sprinkler system Hose B?
What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal?
Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk
Do you know what apple is calling their new sprinkler system?
If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House?
I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.
Pissing like a sprinkler
There was a guy at his buddy's house, and he said to his friend: "Man I must've drunk a lot at your party last night, I was pissing like a sprinkler today!"
Confused, his friend asked: "you mean you were squirting in short bursts?"
The guy replied: "no, I mean I was spraying all over your front yard while your daughter was jumping around in it in
What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line?
A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
Say you cross 3 Puerto Ricans, a Chinese guy, and 5 black guys. What do you get?
A sprinkler. "Spic spic spic... chink! Nigganigganigganigganigga."
There are four Mexicans, one Chinese person, and three black people standing on your lawn. What do you have?
A sprinkler system. Spic, spic, spic, spic, chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga.
An old, racist one liner. NSFW
Heard this several years ago and even still it makes me chuckle.
What do you call three Mexicans, one Asian and three Africans in a line?
A water sprinkler: spic spic spic *chink* nigga nigga nigga.
What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard?
"Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."
The most racist joke I know.
What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?
A water sprinkler.
Did you hear the one about the sprinkler that tried to spray a man in the eye?
It completely mist!
What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common?
Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)
Three Hispanic Mexicans, an Oriental Chinaman, and three Black African-Americans are sitting on the beach...
...this is otherwise known as the human sprinkler system, or bigot spigot. For it goes SPIC-SPIC-SPIC-CHINK-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA.