Sport

Jokes

Your favourite sport says a lot about your life.

For example: rugby has a breakdown every ten seconds, and so do I.

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

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One day Mother Nature calls all her sons and daughters...

It was Earth's birthday and she decided to celebrate it by organizing the Greatest Olympic ever, during a month and featuring every sport known.

Every mineral, every plant, every animal partecipated, each of them excelling in a sport and not doing so well in another.

It all came down to the last sport featured, diving. The three teams were in a tie, so gold medal wa


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Whenever someone said that soccer was a communist sport, I never understood why

But now that I think about it , there are 22 people and only 1 ball.

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What's a mexicans favorite sport?

Cross-country

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What do you Mexicans favorite sport?

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Why is rape better than sport?

Rape is over quickly.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Border hopping. It's great exercise.

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What is cardboard's favorite sport?

Boxing

*brought to you by my 8-year-old son*

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport

Cross-country

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Why does Trump love to talk about sport in Spanish?

Because the Spanish for sport is "deporte".

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They've invented a new version of rugby where only people who wear glasses can play it.

It's a non-contact sport.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country

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Why is golf the most dangerous sport?

Because you have have a stroke after you stroke out in Golf it (especially if your BigJigglyPanda)

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What is the most dangerous sport?

Golf

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What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross country.

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What state loves a sport so much they named themselves after it?

It's tennis, see.

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Camping is an extreme sport

It's in tents!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country

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I asked Sean Connery, "What sport will you be playing tomorrow and when?"

He replied, "Ten(n)-ish."

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I asked Sean Connery, "What sport will you be playing tomorrow and when?"

He replied, "Ten(n)-ish."

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Why is the US women's soccer team mad about equal pay compared to the men's side?

The US men's team haven't won in the entire history of the sport.

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What Olympic sport do crusaders always get gold in?

Pole Vult.

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What is a frogs favorite sport?

Croak-et!

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What's a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

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What is Sean Connerys favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

Cross-Country

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Do you know that a good typist would be a bad goalkeeper in soccer?

Because they are generally nerds and don’t do sport.

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If procrastinating is an Olympic sport

Then I'll compete in it later

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Why is baseball not a proper sport?

Because it's not invariant under base change.

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How to get out of class.

**I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.**

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Why is curling a drug addicts favourite sport?

Because they can play it on ice.

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What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-country

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

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Whats the most unamerican sport in Florida?

Cross country because they’re all Cubans

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What is China's national sport?

Homework

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

Cross country

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Whats a Mexicans favourite sport

Cross country

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G.O.A.T yoga really has to vary in difficulty

depending on the sport

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

CROSS COUNTRY

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Why has a nun never competed in a throwing sport?

Because nunchucks are illegal.

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The sport of Hockey is really Hokey

Until you C it.

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I hate tennis

It’s such a wack sport

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Whats Mexicos favourite sport?

Cross-Country

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GASP...

Isn't swimming such a ***breath-taking*** sport?

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Which sport to fish most enjoy watching?

Barnacle boxing.

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If at first you dont succeed

Sky diving isn’t your sport

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Say what you want about incest

But it is the only indoor sport where the whole family can participate.

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Whats a full contact sport between sommeliers?

Riesling

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When Germany beat England in the World Cup Finals, one Brit was heard commenting:

"So they beat us at our national sport. We've beaten them twice at theirs!"

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