Splendid

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British people be having sex like

mmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on

Good heavens I'm arriving

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Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

On face value it might seem like a splendid idea, but as much suffering and pain these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

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The funeral was splendid

a famous cardiologist died. The funeral was splendid. Behind the coffin was a huge heart surrounded with a wreath. As the priest finished his homily, the heart split open and the coffin slowly rose up and slid into the heart to be gone forever from the congregation. It was a very dramatic moment.

The solemn moment was shattered when someone in the congregation suddenly laughed out lou


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