Spicy

Jokes

Why aren't polygamists referred to as spices?

If the plural form of mouse is mice...then logically the plural form of spouse should be spice.
Because when you get more than one things get spicy.

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Why aren't poligomists referred to as spice?

If the plural of mouse is mice, then logically the plural of spouse should be spice...
It just makes sense because when you have more than one things get spicy.

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If the plural of mouse is mice

The plural of spouse should be spice.

Because when you have more than one things get spicy.

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My brain, my tastebuds and my stomach were very happy about the decision to eat a lot of spicy food last night. But my butt seems very angry that it was not consulted about it.

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My secret recipe taco

this joke is from ainsley but id like to share it here

p1= person1

p2= person2

P1: my taco recipe is lettuce, meat, onion and a very secret sauce

p2= whats the name of your taco

p1= spicy taco

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What did the Fajita say about the spicy salsa's Scoville rating when it was being poured on him?

It's over 9000!!!!!!

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Why are chilies spicy?

Because they contain capspicy-n

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ANAGARIKAM Spicy shots ...

നമ്മളെ ഇക്കിളിപെടുത്തിയ നായികമാർക് ആദരം ANAGARIKAM Spicy shots ഇക്കിളി രംഗങ്ങൾ emoji കാഴ്ച,

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Things got spicy after I touched my girlfriend's rack.

I didn't realize it was broken on one side... what a waste of thyme!

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Things got spicy after I touched my girlfriend's rack.

I didn't realize it was broken on one side... what a waste of thyme!

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I met an officer named Officer Racha, he likes spicy sauces.

Sriracha chilli sauce. As in offi-CER RACHA

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I can't wait to participate in the Straight Pride Parade in my neighborhood!

I think I'll order a spicy chicken sandwich, waffle fries with Polynesian sauce, and a lemonade.

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You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship

He’s always jalapeño business

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Whats a mad tumblr user?

Spicy soy

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Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

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Why did the needle shipping company driver love spicy food?

because he hall a pen, yo

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What do you call a wine infused with spicy peppers?

Jalapinot

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Three restaurant owners were arguing about their food

The first one said, "My spicy sauce is super hot! I put a bottle of pepper spray in every batch, and after just one spoon, people can't take anymore and shout for water."

The second one replied, "My spicy sauce is even hotter! I put three bottles of pepper spray in every batch, and the smell alone is enough to burn your face!"

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(Stupid Racist Joke) What do you call an attractive Indian woman?

Hot and spicy.

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White people cant eat spicy food!

*White person eats bread* oh okay never mind

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A LITTLE SPICY Why is Communism better than Fascism?

In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!

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How do Indians eat such spicy food everyday?

Just had some and last night and been on the toilet all morning. I completely understand why they shit in the streets now

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SUPER ULTRA EXTRA SPICY ORIGINAL JOKE RIGHT HERE

Wanna hear a joke?!

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my life

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My friend had recently went to Africa

Friend:"man the food in Africa is extremely spicy."

Me:"really I didn't know KFC was spicy."

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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

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TIFU by getting my girlfriend a spicy Italian instead of a ham and cheese

Whoops, wrong sub

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TIFU by getting my incredibly picky GF a spicy Italian hoagie when she just wanted ham and cheese

Wrong sub

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Theme song for those who enjoy rim jobs after eating spicy Mexican:

"Kiss You When It's Dangerous"

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A famous jazz musician walks into a bar.

"What can I get you?" asks the waiter.
"Can I get a spicy genitalia of a transgender chicken?"
"Okay, herby hen cock."

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Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea?

If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.

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I hate spicy foods.

Their flavor is just jalapeno face.

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The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped

That really left me in a phall mood.

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I wrote this spicy joke to pick up girls.

A jalapeño pepper goes into a bar to pick up women. He goes to the first lady and says “i’ve got the hots for you” it fails miserably. He then goes to the next girl and says “is it hot in here or is it just you?” This one fails yet again. He goes to the third woman and confidently says “ the first two girls couldn’t take the heat, maybe you can hand


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Whats the worst type of pepper?

Spicy ones.There always jalapeno business.

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What did the Northern California man say after chewing a mouth full of spicy peppers?

I'm in hella pain yo!

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White people only look at dank memes

because spicy memes are too spicy

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I ate alot of hot and spicy Tacos last night...

My ass spitted so much heat it should probably consider a career in rap.


I just thought of it like 5 minutes ago on the toilet seat :D

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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

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Why do people not like spicy peppers?

They’re always jalapeño business.

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Guy at a restaurant orders a soup

Some random guy orders a soup in the restaurant and the waiter brings him the soup. Right after the waiter leaves the table the guy calls him back and says "Try the soup" the waiter asks "What's the matter, is it too salty?" guy says "Go ahead and taste it" and the waiter asks "Is it too spicy?" and the guy says "Just freakin' try it!" an


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I am so white.

I just ate unseasoned cauliflower rice and thought to myself, "Wow, this is kinda spicy."

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A Chinese man has a mild heart attack.

Doctor: Take care of yourself or next one will be spicy.

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A gay man asked his partner to put his ashes in some spicy chili and eat it after he dies

His partner asked “Why in the hell would I do that?”
“So I can tear that ass up one last time”

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What Do You Call A Spicy Japanese Gangster

A Jap-a-lean-yo.

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An elderly man lays on his death bed, accompanied by his loving wife.

She asks him, 'What would you have me do with your body when you are gone?'
He responds, 'My dear, cremate me. And once I am ashes, make the most spicy bowl of chili you can and mix my ashes in with it. Then eat every last bit of the chili.'
'But my dear,' she asked, '..why chili?'
The man answered, with his last breath, 'So that, in t


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What's the most spicy pokemon?

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LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.)

Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either.

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Just came up with a recipe for spicy jalapeno brined salmon, covered in fried Italian cheese...

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Need help raising funds for a new spicy fish condiment so I called it...

Kick's Tartar Sauce

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What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food?

Food

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