Spiced

Jokes

How old do you think I am?

In a land far away(really far) lived a boychild called Sweanson. Now, of course, the boy was a faggot(not in a derogatory sense, but in its actual definition), so he went to the the horse shed on his farm and started shaving them. When the horses were all bald and smooth, he started oiling them up with cooking oil and then sprinkling salt pepper and various other spices on them. His father, Dipsti


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An Italian frog...

An Italian frog had just pulled some rolls out of the oven, and was preparing to eat them with butter when he realized he should have a special dish with them so he removed some of his favorite insects from the cupboard. And then he spiced them. He didn't use oregano, or basil. He didn't use rosemary or parsley. He seasoned them with thyme, because as everyone knows thyme flies when you&


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IPAs are just pumpkin spiced lattes for white men

That is all

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I'm off for a walk tomorrow, so decided to make my own trail mix.

It's mostly Spiced Rum and Coke in a flask...

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Online ordering should've really spiced up pizza delivery porn.

They can still ask the pizza guy to come around back, but now the app insists on a tip up front as well.

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To everyone who thinks drinking pumpkin spiced lattes is basic, you're wrong.

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I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte..

He said "No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."

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What is a spiced railway station called?

Gare da Mom

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My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check...

There isn't a punch line.

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