Spartan

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My friend's dad quit his job and left his family to go off into the wilderness and pursue a "Spartan lifestyle."

Which apparently just entails banging a bunch of dudes in the woods.

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How do you identify a Spartan force?

It usually shouts "TONIGHT WE DYNE IN HELL!"

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What do you call a Spartan working at Progressive

Haflo

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How did they separate the men from the boys in the Spartan army?

With a crowbar

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Spartan Compromise Time

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A Spartan man and an Athenian man are arguing over which city is best

The Spartan man says " I think this should come down to a vote"

To which the Athenian agrees

The Spartan then says "I vote Sparta"

The Athenian says" I vote Athens"

The Spartans wife say "I vote Sparta"

The Athenian Wife says calmly"I don't get to vote"


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A friend asked me to go out partying with him this weekend.

I told him “I’m too Spartan to go out man.”

“What do you mean?” He asked

I replied “I Lacedaemoni, man.”

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Growing up In a spartan household was always so hard

My dad was always up my ass

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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There's a 117 year old man in the dessert.

Word is he's leading a spartan life.

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What do you call a gassy greek?

A Fartin' Spartan

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The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time.

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Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.

300.

Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the retarded spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.

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