Spaceship

Jokes

What did the weeb say, when he saw an alien spaceship fly across the sky?

"Look! A UWO!"

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What did the spaceship say when it landed on the moon?

I Apollogize!

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What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

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What do you call a spaceship sent to Uranus

An anal probe!

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Elon Musk takes James Cameron and Jack Nicholson into his first space expedition to Mars

The three of them exit out of earth's orbit and having a good time getting high and sharing plans for what each of them is planning to do upon touchdown on Mars.

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Elon says he wants to drive the first off road Tesla vehicle on Martian soil. James says he brought his ocean diving vessel and will take a plunge into the Martian waters to explore the dep


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How would you call a spaceship flying to Uranus?

Mine 2

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I was just abducted by an alien spaceship

And I must say I was deeply DEEPLY disappointed!

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Dennis and two pigs are flying a spaceship

Mission control: Pig one, press the red button!
the pig says 'oink oink' and presses the red button.
Mission control: Pig two, press the blue button!
the other pig says 'oink oink' and presses the blue button.
Mc: Dennis, feed the pigs and don't touch anything!

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Have you heard the news about the broken spaceship?

No I wouldn't expect you to, it really didn't take off.

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What does a woman do on a spaceship?

The dishes.

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If a Virgin Galactic spaceship leaves the solar system...

Is it just a galactic spaceship at that point?

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What do you call a spaceship, designed to collect space junk?

A vacuum cleaner...

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A married couple from Alabama are walking through the countryside when they see a spaceship land.

They go to have a closer look when from within the ship two aliens emerge. They say they are from Mars and are on a mission to have sex with a human couple and would the humans oblige. The Alabama couple say sure, why not. The Martian female goes off with the human male back into the spaceship while the other couple wonder back to the human’s home. Back in the home, they get naked. The human


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What do you call a woman in a spaceship?

The cleaning lady.

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Alien spaceship arrives at Earth.

Browses dank memes. Leaves.

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Sci-Fi Joke



In the future, the demand for space fleets is growing. Scientists and engineers develop a method of designing one “master template” spaceship, with the entire blueprints imprinted on every molecule in the ship. Then, parts of the master ship are distributed to automated factories for replication.

The Space Force Admirals are also demanding ever larger ships


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I am in a spaceship, having a discussion with other lifeforms from all over the universe about how to band together to wage war against an impending massacre on all known life. What should I do?

I should go.

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What do you call a mermaid on a spaceship?

A fish out of this world

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What do you call a vampire on a spaceship?

A blood-thirsty alien

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What do you call a spaceship that runs on all natural fuel?

The Millenial falcon

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Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship?

Because the ship had Musk written all over it

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A Japanese superhero is living in America...

One day he is chilling at home and suddenly alien spaceships appear from the sky and start terrorising the population. The Japanese man gets into his superhero getup and starts trying to find a way to deal with the aliens. Then from the sky came a massive mothership, and landed in front of our hero. The Japanese man shielded his eyes as a ramp extended in front of him and from the spaceship emerge


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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are walking through the woods one night

when they see an alien spaceship land and two aliens come out.

Boudreaux says, "Mais, what you think those critters are?"

Thibodeaux says, "I don't know. Cook some rice."

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How do you tie your spaceship to the dock?

With an astronaut.

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Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon

They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

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Martians Go To Earth

First they visit America.
"We are here to steal all your minerals! Surrender now." The Martian exclaims.
"Go to China, they have lots of coal!" Americans replied.
So he went to China
He repeated his speech.
"Go to Russia, they have alcohol!" The Chinese said
Yet again, the Martian repeated what he previously stated.
"Go t


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Three guys are on a spaceship leaking air

But there are only two spacesuits between them. So they decide to draw straws. Just then one holds up a match.

"What you need that for?"

"How else we gonna cook the loser?"

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Space Joke

What is a black man on a spaceship orbiting around the earth?

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

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In a spaceship...

- Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way?
- Of course we are.
- Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY.

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What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

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It's a real Challenger

When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said "Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"

I am a bad person.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Poland to land on the sun by 2020!

Poland announced today that their space program is working on a project so a man can land on the sun by 2020.

A news reporter asked: "Aren't you concern of extreme heat possibly melting the spaceship and killing everyone inside?

The president of Poland responded: "No we are not, because we will fly at night."


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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Did you know the teacher on the spaceship Challenger had blue eyes?

One eye blew left and one eye blew right.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

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This alien spaceship comes to earth and uses a beam to suck in an entire neighborhood and take it away. Then somebody says, "there goes the neighborhood."

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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An alien spaceship comes to earth.........

It spots a row of houses and uses its beam to suck them all in. After doing so, they decide to leave earth and return to their home planet. One of the neighbors says to the other, "there goes the neighborhood."

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Some mcnuggets landed in a spaceship recently...

We come in pieces.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Finish this thought

A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find...

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What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster?

Badmintin'

(P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)

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A spaceship is a lot like a relationship.

I've never been in one.

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Three aliens land on Earth...

Three aliens land on Earth. They decide to split up and learn the language of the natives, then meet back at the spaceship. The first alien goes to a raffle, the first thing he hears is "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!". The second alien goes to a restaurant where he hears a man singing "Forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives". The third alien goes to a candy shop where


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A couple was walking down the street when an alien spaceship landed in front of them...

An alien couple exited the spaceship and said, ''Hello, earthlings, we come in peace and we want you to tell us all about your planet.''

They talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex. The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens were in shock! It sounded very similar to the way the aliens did it so, in the interest of intergalactic


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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit into his spaceship.

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WorstBest joke I've heard.

An alien is flying over the earth in his spaceship when it suddenly starts to lose control and crashes on Earth. The alien survives the crash with minimal injuries and gets to work repairing his ship.

After a few days of work he completes everything only to find the gormack has been damaged and he has no spares. He decides to head toward a nearby human town he saw while crashing towar


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