What spacecraft is the sorriest?
China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon and the first thing they saw was...
a band playing different tunes!
China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon
They found a band playing different tunes.
Where did the queer steer the spacecraft?
Straight to uranus.
NASA successfully launched a spacecraft to the Sun's corona in history mission.
I heard they will try to land on the Sun at night.
With NASA's new mission to the sun....
let's hope their spacecraft is in-sol-uble
Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor
Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?
At parking meteors.
What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?
*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*