Spacecraft

Jokes

What spacecraft is the sorriest?

Apollo g

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China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon and the first thing they saw was...

a band playing different tunes!

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China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon

They found a band playing different tunes.

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Where did the queer steer the spacecraft?

Straight to uranus.

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NASA successfully launched a spacecraft to the Sun's corona in history mission.

I heard they will try to land on the Sun at night.

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With NASA's new mission to the sun....

let's hope their spacecraft is in-sol-uble

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Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?

*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*

Namaste.

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