Sooty

Jokes

So Dale Winton is dead...

Do you think he'll be cremated? If so, we can have Supermarket Sweep, and Supermarket Sooty.

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Mary had a little lamb...

Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two bits of bread.

also:

Mary had a little lamb, its foot was black as soot.
And into Mary's bread and jam, his sooty foot he put.

I like Mary/Lamb jokes, if you have any, please add them to the comments! Thanks.


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