So Dale Winton is dead...
Do you think he'll be cremated? If so, we can have Supermarket Sweep, and Supermarket Sooty.
Mary had a little lamb...
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two bits of bread.
Mary had a little lamb, its foot was black as soot.
And into Mary's bread and jam, his sooty foot he put.
I like Mary/Lamb jokes, if you have any, please add them to the comments! Thanks.