Snowstorm

Jokes

How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm?

You call his agent and wait for a call back. Dude's probably spending time with his family.

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The snowstorm

This couple was watching the news and the weather report said there was going to be a snowstorm so if everyone can park their cars on the left side of road so the snowplow can come through the next morning so the wife did just that.

Then the next week the couple was watching the news during breakfast and the weatherman says “there is going to be a snowstorm so please par-&ldquo


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Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

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The local weatherman named the upcoming snowstorm after his oldest son Kevin.

Because he didn't think it was going to amount to much either.

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The roads were so bad after this weekend's snowstorm I was the villain from The King And I...

I was crawlin' home

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What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common?

They're all navel destroyers.

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What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula-hoop with a nail in it, and The U.S.S. Adams have in common?

They are all naval destroyers.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prince!

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Dad joke: How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

... look for The Fresh Prints.

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A person calls their spouse, who is currently away on a business trip.

"Big snowstorm today. There's a blackout on our street."

"Invite them in for a coffee then, it's probably freezing out there!"

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints

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What do you say when there's a snowstorm right before you're going to travel

I hope this weather doesn't winterfere with our travels!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Disability Rights

I went out shopping the other day to pickup some groceries before the snowstorm. As I was standing in line waiting to be checked out I noticed a guy with a shirt on that said "disability rights are a civil right".

I also noticed that he wasn't standing up for them.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You follow the fresh prints.


;)

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What do you call a black man in a snowstorm?

[deleted]

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The real reason a snowstorm is hitting the US East Coast right now

is because mother nature heard about the menu I'm serving in honor of Scoville's birthday.

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Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast

The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

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Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm...

I should be dead right now.

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Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product.

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What do you call a six-year-old with AIDS, stuck in a snowstorm?

Brryan

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.

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Follow the leader

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She


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A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she remembered her dad's advice: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait until a snowplow drives by and then follow it." Eventually she saw a snowplow so she followed it along in her car. After 30 minutes, the snowplow driver stopped, got out, and walked up to the woman's car asking, "Lady, why are you following me?" She


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Blondes amp Snow.

"A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the t


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Sex is like a snowstorm...

Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10" overnight you are *not* moving the next day.

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The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it.

They called it Tuesday.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...? (Rated G)

Look for fresh prints...

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What does Bill Cosby and the snowstorm in Buffalo have in common?

They'll both put a load on your roof

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she ex


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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the Fresh Prints.

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A blonde in a snowstorm

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally


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(Look around like your checking out who is within earshot) "How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?"

You look for the Fresh Prints. BA DUM CING

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for fresh prints

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You follow the fresh prints.

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Baby, I'm gonna love you like a snowstorm...

I'm gonna give you 10" and you won't be able to leave the house for three days.

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How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm?

Just look for the fresh prints.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints!



(i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm?

Just look for the fresh prints.

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