How do candy lovers laugh?
The new machine at the gym is my favourite...
It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix
Three Guys Walk Into Bar long
Three men walk into a bar. Bartender looks each one up and down and says "I bet I can tell where each of yawl is from just by lookin at you, and if I'm wrong, I'll buy each of you a round of drinks." The men snicker among themselves and shake his hand, excited they're about to get their drink on for free.
First guy steps up, bartender gives him a quick
Got fired from my job at the bakery this morning for drawing a cartoon that was laughing.
I don't understand why, they asked me to make a snicker doodle.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”
The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am”, and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”
What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?
A MANDATE *snicker*
What does the snicker say to the other snicker?
DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
I was at the store and I asked the clerk to please give me 50 condoms to buy....
I heard two girls snicker behind me so I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, make that 52 condoms.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(snicker) *You don't know?*