Snicker

Jokes

How do candy lovers laugh?

They snicker

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The new machine at the gym is my favourite...

It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix

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Three Guys Walk Into Bar long

Three men walk into a bar. Bartender looks each one up and down and says "I bet I can tell where each of yawl is from just by lookin at you, and if I'm wrong, I'll buy each of you a round of drinks." The men snicker among themselves and shake his hand, excited they're about to get their drink on for free.


First guy steps up, bartender gives him a quick


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Got fired from my job at the bakery this morning for drawing a cartoon that was laughing.

I don't understand why, they asked me to make a snicker doodle.

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Alcoholic Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am”, and poof he disappears.

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But


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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE *snicker*

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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I was at the store and I asked the clerk to please give me 50 condoms to buy....

I heard two girls snicker behind me so I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, make that 52 condoms.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

(snicker) *You don't know?*

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