PT always used to be my favourite subject. I had a rather large penis you see, much larger than children around me. I used to walk around, my penis hanging freely, while sneering at how small everyone elses penis's were and laughing at them.
Thinking back, its probably the reason I had to stop teaching.
The Prudish Son and the Sausage Factory
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "this should impress him!"
He showed his son a machine and said: "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this mach