Snare

Jokes

I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum.

I think I have a percussion.

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Womans rights

* drum snare*

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Why don't rabbits like to play the drums?

They're afraid of getting caught in a snare.

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I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I may have percussion....

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Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

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Rim shot.

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I heard joke once

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life seems harsh and cruel, says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple, the great clown pagliacci is in town go see him that should pick you up. Man bursts into tears “but doctor” he says “I am pagliacci.”

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drums. Curtains


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Heard a joke once

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple. "The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Good joke. Everybody laugh. R


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So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba Dum Tssss!

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So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tshhhhh!

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How do you catch a drummer?

By laying down a snare.

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Here's a classic: Two cymbals and a snare fall off a cliff

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So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

BAH DUM TSSH

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Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff...

Ba-dum tchh!

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A snare drum, a bass drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

ba-dum tssss

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Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

BA DUM PSSHHH

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Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff.

Bu dum tiss

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I heard joke once.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.


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I am Poliachi

Man laughs, roll on snare drum

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I heard a joke once...

Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laughed.


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A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

ba dum PSH!

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Rorschach's Joke

**Rorschach's Journal August 24, 2012**

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci.&quo


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Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

buh dum tss

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