Smoothly

Jokes

Poker Night.

John is playing poker with his friends in Peter's house. But Peter's 5 yrs old son disturbs them by running around looking at their cards and shouting it. So John took the boy in the room for five minutes. After that they played the game smoothly without any distraction. So Peter got curious.

Peter: John what did you do to my kid in the room? How come he's very quiet an


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My traffic stop went horribly awry today.

I'm not entirely sure what happened. I was speeding and got pulled over. The officer looked like he was having a bad day, and admittedly I was none too happy, either, but things were going relatively smoothly. I was sure he was gonna let me off with a warning up until he asked me, "You know how fast you were going?"

I said, "Fast-ish." Now by license is at the


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If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it,

my illegal logging business is running smoothly

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PUBG just put up a new update

The game sure is running smoothly now

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Now that robots move

their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?

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Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee

A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, "the word is dictate"

The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"

Mike smoothly replies, "Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told me that my dictate good"


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Euler is sitting on the pooper when...

His stomach starts to feel a little stranger than normal and his bowels are coming out irregularly. The next day, he goes to see his doctor, who suggests he change his posture so that he squats while he does his business. When Euler gets home, he goes to try out this new method. To his surprise, his feces comes out smoothly and without any problem. Excited by this new stressless way of going to th


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It was going very smoothly

until she noticed my boner of hope.

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My public masturbation was going smoothly until..

..I got off on a tan gent

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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At a small London pub,

3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"

In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"

"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"


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