Slut

Jokes

Who is the biggest slut in history?

Ms. Pac-Man. She would swallow balls for 25 cents until she died

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What do you call a goth slut?

...An Edgar Allan Hoe.

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Why was the slut interested in plumbing?

Once she heard about ballcocks, she was in.

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In which State of America is it most socially acceptable to introduce yourself as a slut?

Idaho.

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What did Cinderella's friend say to her when she was accused of being a slut for banging the prince before they were married?

If the shoe fits.

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Don't call a girl who only has guy friends a slut

And most importantly, don't call her my girlfriend

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If Christopher Columbus had had a wife, he would have had to hear: - Part III

- That Queen Elizabeth is going to sell her jewels so you can travel?

- Do you think I'm an imbecile or what?

- And then what... He gave you the jewels just like that, why?!
- What do you have to do with that old slut?

- I won't let you go anywhere!

- Nothing will happen if the world remains flat.

- So don't ev


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Girlfriend: everyone from the club is calling me a slut

Boyfriend: go to a club where nobody knows you

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What do you call a slut who loves smoking weed?

A herbiwhore.

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If a girl bangs a bunch of guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same thing...

He's gay. Definitely gay.

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Which mutual fund did the slut invest in?

Dodge & Cox Stock Fund

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My girlfriend

Can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned.

And with her ankles showing - the slut.

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Slut shaming jokes are whoreable.

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If a woman sleeps with different men she's considered a slut but if a guy does it...

Then that's just gay

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What do you call a bathing slut?

ShowerThot.

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What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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A girl tells her sister that she slept with a Brazilian. To that her sister responds

"You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

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A girl bought a parrot...

...whenever she would come home with a guy it would start calling her names. “Hey you slut” it would shout and embarrass her.
She took the parrot back to the shop who promised her to train it and she can come back and take it after a week.
After a week she came and the man seemed proud of his work, he took her to where the parrot was standing and said “look my lady wh


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I asked my girlfriend if I'm the only "one" she has ever been with.

She said no, told me she was a slut, and asked me to stop reposting this shitty joke before dumping my un-funny ass.

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Husband : What is the future tense of "Slut" ?

Cheating Wife : Ummmm....... I don't know .

Husband : Still a Slut !

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A blonde and a brunette were chatting, the brunette says I had sex with a Brazilian last night.

The blonde says “You slut! How many is a Brazilian?”

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Whats the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A slut will fuck anybody.


A bitch will fuck anybody, but you!

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What's the similarity between a cowboy on an old town road and a slut?

Both wanna ride till they can't no more

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What do you get when you cross a disabled octopus with my ex wife?

A 5 legged slut.

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The professor goaded the school slut into a fight throughout the entire lesson.

You could say that it was a thot-provoking lecture

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If a woman sleeps with ten men shes a slut.

But if a man does the same thing, he’s gay. Like really gay.

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I went to Saudi Arabia because I love sex and lube is alarmingly cheap.

Edit: Help! I can't find a single slut on the street.

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If a women sleeps with 10 guys she is called a slut, but if a man does so he is called

Gay.

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If a man sleeps with a 150 women, he is called a stud. If a women sleeps with a 150 men, she is called a slut. Unfair and sexist?

It is hard to be a stud! To be a stud you have to be good looking, tall, slim and charming. Have the right clothes, job and car. Have you ever met an ugly fat stupid stud? No!

To be a slut you have to be - there.

BUT most men will sleep with ANYONE given the opportunity – who are the SLUTS really?


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A slut thanks her customer before leaving his house

He says: "No problem, the pleasure is mine"

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What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

*Tug-of-whore*

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What car does a slut drive?

a taHoe !

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When a girl sleeps with 10 guys, she is a slut.

But when I do the same, I’m told that I’m Gay.

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with my ex wife?

A 5-legged slut.

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What's the difference between a car and a slut

Cars get towed in parking lots but sluts get fingered in them

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I hate double standards.

When a girl sleeps with 5 guys she’s a slut. But when I do I’m gay

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What do you call an Eskimo slut?

A snow blower.

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If a woman sleeps with 10 guys, she's a slut. If a man does the same thing

He's a gay

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What do you get when you cross a disabled octopus with my ex-girlfriend?

A five legged slut.

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Brunette said to her blond friend

I slept with a Brazilian last night.


OMG, you slut. How many is a Brazilian?

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a slut?

One's your mum.

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Mother nature is a slut sometimes

one minute shes dry, the next she soaked

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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut but if a man does it he's...?

Gay.

He's gay.

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What do you get when you cross a disabled octopus with my ex-wife?

A 5 legged slut

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IF A GIRL SLEPT WITH 10 MEN SHE IS SLUT

But if the man does same he is definetely gay..

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My mother in law had a Minor stroke today..

We are really trying to keep that slut away from Minors.

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Blonde sister

A brunette and blonde sisters r sitting home, the brunette is frantically getting ready n seeming a lil dishelved.

Blonde: "your gona have a great time tonight"

Brunette "Wait up for me?"

Blonde:"Of course"

*Brunette walks in, a mess, at 3am*

Blonde: "soooooo, tell me howd it go?"


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A woman who has sex with different men, is a slut. A man who has sex with different women...

... is a slut maker.

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Whats the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut fucks everyone whereas a bitch fucks everyone except for me.

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My friend gave me a smug smile and said, 'Your slut of a wife came over last night and was my chef for the night.'

'Don't call her that, it's offensive,' I replied. 'She can't cook to save her life.'

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