Im fat but i identify as skinny
So I have a morbidly obese friend, but he identifies as skinny.
He’s trans slender
If I'm fat but identify as thin,
Does that mean that I'm trans slender?
What do you call a person who is fat and skinny?
What do you call a fat person who identifies as skinny?
Im fat, but I identify as skinny.
8000 feet deep in the Pacific Ocean
an overly excited cusk eel rushed to tell its story in front of an attentive audience that included sarcastic fringeheads, ghoulish chimeras, goblin sharks, and grenadiers.
His body shaking and his voice trembling, he started: “ it looked nothing I’ve seen before. A creature 5 or 6 feet long, with a rounded head, and slender neck. It had four appendages that came off the
If a slender womans butt is described as a peach, what do you call a fat old womans butt?
An onion ring.
I've lost so much weight in the past few months, it's starting to be scary.
Now they call me Slender Man.
What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge?
A slender bender
I like my women like I like my smartphones
Slender and Korean
My wife is like a convertible ....
small, slender and looks better with the top down.
Raped by an elephant
A man crawls into the emergency room profusely bleeding from his anus. "Somebody help! I've been raped by an elephant!"
The staff was able to get him into surgery to stop the bleeding. Examining the initial hole, the nurse was amazed. It was as as wide as a dinner plate! She questioned him, "Sir, this hole is big. I mean, it's REALLY BIG. And I know that