Sled

Jokes

A blonde was watching a sledding race in Alaska.

Another woman approached as the race began.

"Do you know any of the racers?" she asked the blonde.

"That's my Rodney out there!" she said, pointing excitedly. "There is nothing sexier than a man in a doggy-sled race," she added, biting her lip.

"Iditarod," the woman corrected her.

The blonde scoffed.


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A man brings his sled in for repairs...

... the repairman takes a quick look and says "it looks like you've blown a seal". the man hurriedly wipes his mouth and cries "no, no! i just ate ice-cream!"

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If the actor from sled dogs was a musical instrument what kind would he be?

Tuba Gooding Jr.

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An old man stands in the middle of a snowstorm...

...the man was standing there for a little under ten minutes, and the snow is up to his ankles. A dog sled passes by him.

"Need a lift?" Asks the sled driver?

"No." The old man replies. "God will save me."

"If you say so." The driver mushes on.

After hour, the snow is now up to the old man's waist. A


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An old man stands in the middle of a snowstorm...

...the man was standing there for a little under ten minutes, and the snow is up to his ankles. A dog sled passes by him.

"Need a lift?" Asks the sled driver?

"No." The old man replies. "God will save me."

"If you say so." The driver mushes on.

After hour, the snow is now up to the old man's waist. A


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Where do you train your sled dogs?

Mushroom

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I like my women how I like my sled dogs...

a little husky

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Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger such a good sled salesman?

Because he knows how toboggan.

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Cats are smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Bought a sled on sale in Boston

Got a real tobahgain.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why wasn't the puppy able to pull the sled?

He was a little husky

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What did the dentist say while racing sled dogs?

Brush! Brush! Brush!

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge?

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What did the last-olympian say after someone stole his sled?

[deleted]

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What do you call a one person or two-person group of magicians on a sled?

il-luge-nists

*dad exits*

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Christmas gift

Mom walks to her son "Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?" she asks "Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that." he replies.

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What do you call baby sled dogs?

Mush puppies

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