Slave

Jokes

Horny Slave Owner

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Whats black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

A slave.

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Did you hear about the Mexican slave trade?

Wasn't a big deal at all.

'Til they offered buy Juan, get Juan free.

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I am not racist because

I can't afford a slave.

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What do you call a slave with prosthetic teeth?

An indentured servant

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Why did the slave really go to college?

So that he could pick a good field!

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Why did the slave go to college?

So he could pickup his Master's degree.

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OC I am thinking of writing a book, where a rich cat owns a slave who freely makes honey for her, and the slave's tragic tale.

It is called 'The Great Cat's bee'.

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I hear they're gonna give us reparations for slavery

I wonder how much we're gonna get for each slave

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What did the slave owner said to his slave during the gold rush?

I wanna make you mine.

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Some slave drivers are marching their slave across state lines

Some slave drivers are marching their slave across state lines to sell him at auction.

They’re marching along for hours and then they all look up at once as a shooting star jets across the night sky above. One of the slave drivers decides to poke some fun at the slave.

“Go on boy, make a wish!” He laughs. The slave looks up at the star, puts his hands t


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Where do you sell your slave?

On the black market

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What do you call a computer scientist with erectile dysfunction who's into BDSM?

A master-slave flip-flop

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Do you want to make money while working with people? Yes

Welcome to the slave trade.

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Theres a queen a king and a Mongolian slave Child in a hotel. How many people are there?

None the queen is a bed the king is also a bed and slaves are property.

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What is the difference between a social worker and a slave overseer?

A black man could escape from the overseer.

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What are the simularities in between a sexist man and a slave owner

Somebody is making the sandwich, and it isnt gonna be them

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What does a Ford Model T and a slave have in common?

You can have it any color as long as it's black.

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Would you like to hear one of my favorite oxymorons?

White slave

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What is pink and picks cotton?

It's my slave. I can paint him whatever fucking colour I want.

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We call slave owners, corrupt. We call rapists, criminal. What do we call someone that is both a slave owner and a rapist?

A founding father of the United States

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Simple joke.

Why did the slave go to college?
To go and get his master's degree.

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If bees reproduce by slave bees having intercourse with the queen bee...

... Then is it safe to say they're into BeeDSM?

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The truth about the JEWS!!!

Over 1 million Iraqi people dead because Israel wanted war with Iraq. That's just one of the many wars the Jews petition the US government and NATO to fight for them.

This does not include all the dead from WWI, WWII and other conflicts started by or funded by Jews.

Israel was behind 9/11 and the 3000+ dead that day.

They have destroyed the morals of the


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Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he was an African slave searching for freedom in the North

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Whats black and sticky....

A slave after a full day’s work

I sNiggered at this

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What did the math slave pick on the plantation?

Cot-tan

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Morgan used to be a slave

but now he's a FREEMAN

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I'm not racist!

My slave is black!

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TIL: The first credit card was actually invented in during the slave trade.

It was called a Master Card.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

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What do you call a free slave?

A bargain

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Im not racist...

my slave is black

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Why did a slave go to college?

To pickup his Master's degree!

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"Luke warm water,"

says the man to the Chinese child slave.

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How do you call a former slave with 6 eyes, 6 feet and 6 arms?

Three men.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To get his masters degree.

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I tried to buy a slave ones

It didn't work

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What's the difference between a slave and a penis?

One you whip.

The other you whip out.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To pick up his Master's degree.

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A man came home from work,

sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer


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"Baby, I love you so much that..............."

"Even if you were my slave in the 1800's, I'd still feed you human food every once in a while."

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I just found out my Grandpa is gay, and that he's into kinky sex too.

His roommate, slave bob, is gonna be shocked too!

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Televisions

If you own a colored tv, does that make you a slave owner or a racist?

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An emperor wasn't able to sexially satisfy his wife

Every night he would go to bed with his wife while his black servant holds and moves the paper fan for him and he tries his best to make his wife orgasm then asks his wife are you satisfied and she replies'' No''. Until one night his black slave offered to exchange roles so the king now moves the fan while his slave fuck his wife. At the end of the night the king asked his wif


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Why did the slave go to college?

To pick up his master's degree.

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Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree

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What it's like to work in IT.

It's like being a sex slave except nobody's having sex with you.

So you're basically just a Slave.

FML.

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I asked my neighbour why his lawnmower was pink

He said: „Look, I didn’t like the black and I can paint my slave whatever color I want.“

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If Ducks were slave owners

Would they crack the whip, or quack it?

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