Sincere

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I am always so nervous about posting on Reddit because I dont want to rack-up bad karma. I just have to remind myself to use the KISS method before submitting the post.

Keep it simple stupid, most entries tally hundreds of downvotes but every forum on Reddit empowers sour users. Be mindful in that the individual, not group, trolls horribly. Every poster offers sincere titties.

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I went to a Dynamo show the other day...

I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat in the audience and Dynamo asked for a participant, and me being clever I stuck my arm up thinking he wouldn’t choose me.

“You there!”

Crap, so I walked on down and he said pass me your watch, now bare in mind this watch costed me £200 and that I had only bought it other day. S


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There was once a sincere redditor...

There was once a redditor in a small subreddit who was sincere in his work and very honest. Every day, he logged into Reddit and post nothing but OC. He was then greeted with upvotes and comments by other redditors. He earned enough karma to keep himself motivated.


One day he came across a copypasta of his own post in a popular subreddit with more Karma. Devastated, he swore


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Using your wife!

A man received text from his neighbor ... :
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when you are not present at home....In fact I am using more than You are using.....
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies "
... And the man shot his wife.......
Few minutes later he re


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Me: Dad, to be frank your years of neglect towards us has left us scarred for life and incapable of developing sincere and loving relationships

Dad: ...

Me: ...

Dad: HI FRANK!!!

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My girlfriend made me food.

She said "If you don't like it, you can tell me, your most sincere critic, no matter how harsh it is!" then I replied "The food is excellent, also you are fat, ugly and stupid."

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If you rearrange the letters in HEARTFELT, you get

FLAT-EARTHER

Yeah, we're sincere, bitches.

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Mr.Bates gets a butler

(My dad told me this joke)
Butler:Good Morning Mr. Bates.
Bates: Please address me as master from now on
Butler: My sincere apologies Master Bates...

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A man received a message from his neighbour...

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night, when you are not present at home. In fact, much more than you do...
I confess this now because I am feeling very much guilty.
I hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

The man shot the wife...

A few minutes later he received another message:

"Fucking autocorrect: wifi, not wife&qu


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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache

..and suddenly she is not your friend anymore! :(

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Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback...

I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him "its not you, its me".

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I had a break up with my clone the other day...

I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me.

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water.

...

My most sincere apologies.

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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache,

And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore...

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The old man in his deathbed looks his wife in the eye:


"Honey, please be honest with me. I'm not long for this world, and something has really been eating at me for a while.
I've always found our 6th son a bit weird...different, if you may. He has a different father from the other ones, hasn't he?"
The wife, in tears and sobbing uncontrollably, asks for forgiveness and buries her face in her hands, while nod


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Nice mustache! ...oh.

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore..

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