Simile

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I met a girl named Simile once...

I really like or as.

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A simile is as descriptive as a metaphor...

but a metaphor *is* a simile.

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Life is like an unexplained simile

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Me : a simile would be like "brave like a bull" . Best friend: " then what's a metaphor"?

Me: "My life is a trainwreck"
Friend: . ." I know.....what's a metaphor?"

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If you want to write well, you should use metaphor

It's like simile.

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My friend couldn't stop sneezing and I said, "man, your nose is like a shotgun with unlimited ammo!"

He said, "It's ah.. ahh.. an-an-allergy"

I said, "no, simile".

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As I sneezed in front of my stuttering friend, I said, "man, my sinuses feel like a raging bee hive".

He said, "i-i-is i-i-it an-an-allergy?"

I said, "no, more of a simile".

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I went on a date with a girl called simile...

But I don't know what I metaphor.

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I met a girl called simile.

I don't know what I metaphor.

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I once went on a date with a girl called Simile...

I don't know what I metaphor.

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I once stole a simile

I made out like a bandit

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OMG my life is like a simile...

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What's the difference between a simile and a metaphor?

A Simile is like a metaphor while a metaphor *is a Simile.

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What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

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What's a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

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Comedy is like...

... a bad simile

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