Sifting

Jokes

Blood Bank

A Homeless Vampire is sifting through the garbage when he hears a helicopter land right behind him. Out comes out this well dressed and rich looking Vampire.

HV: Hey man that's a nice ride you got there. Where you heading to?

RV: I have a date with prettiest vampire of this century. Came to the blood bank to withdrawal a few pints of their finest blood.


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My parents are gone for the weekend so I was in charge of cleaning up after my dogs and sifting through the litter box...

To say the least, I’m done with their shit

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2 cannibals sifting through a funeral pyre looking for any remains.

One of them finds a foot, and asks

" jackpot! do you want some."

"No Thanks"

The other one shouts back

"I'm Blacktoes intolerant"

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Sifting through new reddit posts is like crawling through a recycling bin.

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JUNIOR DETECTIVE AT CRIME SCENE

JUNIOR DETECTIVE AT CRIME SCENE, SIFTING THROUGH THE EVIDENCE: Looks like he had a criminal record, sir.

SENIOR DETECTIVE: A criminal record?

JUNIOR DETECTIVE: Yes, sir. [PRODUCES JUSTIN BIEBER CD FROM BEHIND SOFA]

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