During the Siege of Nice in 1543, the French fought for "Nice", and the Italian fought for "Nizza".
Nowadays the French only want to have peace, and the Italian only want to have pizza.
LOTR puns (sorry)
-What did Denethor say to Theoden when he was late for the siege of Minas Tirith?
-"Quit horsing around"
Donald Trump wants to build a wall to keep illegal immigrants out.
Didn't they invent ways around walls 700 years ago? They're called ladders. They also created the superior siege weapon called the trebuchet to deal with walls.
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
Which parts of a laptop are best suited for laying siege?
The battery and ram.
What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?
What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later!
(Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)
The Sydney Siege gunman apparently was about to set himself on fire...
Witnesses described it as terror-frying.
A joke about mid-evil castle Raiding(Yo MAMA Joke)
Yo MAMA so fat, she resembles a siege engine!!!!!!