My brother got possessed by a demon, and since then hes become extremely pale and sickly.

The doctor said he just needed to go outside and get some exorcise.

A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color.

He says to the manager, "this is off pudding."

I think my sickly Grandpa might be a vampire.

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A sickly, balding, aching man goes to the doctor for the results of his lab blood tests.

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A sickly, balding, aching man goes to the doctor for the results of his lab blood ests.

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A starving man walks into a busy diner...

He sees one empty seat near the counter and quickly sits down. The man next to him is passed out and looks sickly, but there is a steaming bowl of oatmeal sitting next to him, untouched.

After 10 minutes no one has even brought the man water, let alone taken his order, so he sneakily slides the bowl of oatmeal towards him and begins eating ravenously.

After only a couple

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