Shun

Jokes

A pig, tired of its pregnant wife, decided to leave her

As a result, the pregnant swine did not have a baby...






Because she got a-boar-shun.

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I lose weight when I ignore a beautiful woman.

In other words, I'm starving for a 10 shun.

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Theres an institution where radical feminists go just to shun penises.

Don’t believe me? Look it up. It’s called a dictionary.

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What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common?

They're both *dick-shun-airy's*


(erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)

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A crusty old sergeant major walks into a brothel in Korea...

He walks up to the receptionist and says, "I'm a sergeant major, I've seen combat in every major conflict for the last 35 years, and I want the best goddamn hooker you've got in this place!"

The receptionist nods and leads him to one of the back rooms. Waiting there is a stunningly beautiful woman. The sergeant major tells the receptionist to leave and starts


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Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame.

It was quite a pro duck shun.

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