A pig, tired of its pregnant wife, decided to leave her
As a result, the pregnant swine did not have a baby...
Because she got a-boar-shun.
I lose weight when I ignore a beautiful woman.
In other words, I'm starving for a 10 shun.
Theres an institution where radical feminists go just to shun penises.
Don’t believe me? Look it up. It’s called a dictionary.
What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common?
They're both *dick-shun-airy's*
(erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)
A crusty old sergeant major walks into a brothel in Korea...
He walks up to the receptionist and says, "I'm a sergeant major, I've seen combat in every major conflict for the last 35 years, and I want the best goddamn hooker you've got in this place!"
The receptionist nods and leads him to one of the back rooms. Waiting there is a stunningly beautiful woman. The sergeant major tells the receptionist to leave and starts
Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame.
It was quite a pro duck shun.