Shroud

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What did the Catholic Church say when they first saw the Shroud of Turin?

“Holy sheet!”

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What did the Catholic Church say when the first saw the Shroud of Turin?

“Holy sheet!”

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What did the Catholic Church day when they first saw the Shroud of Turin?

“Holy sheet!”

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Two guys are in a desert

So two guys are walking through the desert and all is going well. As they are walking one guy says to the other "OW UNCOOL, hey did you see that". The other guy replies "see what". The first guy turns and points at the approaching shroud of sand and rocks and proceeds to say " Darude Sandstorm "

They are then engulfed in the storm and die


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When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus?

by giving him the shroud of turing test.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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