Shortage

Jokes

A Texan, A Russian, and a New Yorker walk into a restaurant . . .

The waiter rushes by the table and says, "Excuse me, but we seem to have a shortage of steak tonight.

The Texan says, "what's a shortage?" The Russian says, "what's steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's excuse me?"

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A Russian, a Texan, and a New Yorker are at a restaurant in London

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The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage"


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Did you hear about the disappointing shortage of seats at the Church of Fake Lazer Sounds?

They really need more pews.

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Dwarf shortage.

Compact humor.

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A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world

The venezuelans asked what food is
The Europeans asked what shortage is
The americans asked what the rest of the world is
The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions

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Worldwide survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what &q


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Ironically, the second most abundant element, Helium (He) in the Universe is facing shortage on Earth. Do not use 'He He' unnecessarily further.

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Why Cinco de mayo was created.

The Titanic had 30,000 cases of Hellmans mayonaise on board to be off loaded onto another ship to Puerto Vallarta. Mexicans had developed a taste for mayonaise. (spoiler alert) the Titanic sank and there was a shortage of mayonaise in Mexico . So they created a holiday, Sinko de Mayo

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What would happen if socialism came to the Sahara desert?

First nothing; then we would have a shortage of sand.

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2 words

Dwarf Shortage

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was : “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?”

It was a complete failure.

Africa didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they were new to the concept of “honest”. Western Europe was questioning what “shortage” was. China had


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2 Word Joke

Dwarf Shortage

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Heres a two word joke

Dwarf shortage.

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Apparently the shortest joke in the world

Midget shortage.

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Breaking News: Climate Change Is Causing Massive Shortage of Spray Tan Worldwide.

Maybe now he'll want to do something about it.

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Heres the shortest joke I know

Dwarf shortage

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Cider shortage

A pressing issue

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife

Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.


The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings, has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the


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Shortest joke in the world.

Dwarf shortage.

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There was a water shortage in town and and an order came down from the commanding general,

“No liberty until the water situation improves.” All of the units on the base complied except a small contingent of navy Seabees led by a crusty old warrant officer. Come Friday night all of the troops on base were confined to base except the Seabees. They were turned loose in the town and proceeded to have a grand time until the MPs rounded them up. Come Monday morning the Chief Warr


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The United Nations conducts a survey worldwide

The only question asked was: "Would you please give us your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure...

In Africa they did not know what "food" meant

In China they did not know what "honest" meant

In Europe they did not know what "shortage&q


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UNO conducted a survey.

The survey stated, "Give ur Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey failed badly because

In AFRICA people didn't know what FOOD is

CHINESE didn't know what OPINION is

EUROPEANS didn't know what SHORTAGE is

INDIANS didnt know what HONESTY is!

ISRAELIS didnt


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UN conducts a survey worldwide

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn'


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I hate people who do not understand the looming threat of water shortage.

Like my neighbour. She refused when I offered to bath together to save water.

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Tour guides in Central America are in great shortage

It's not as bad as some will lead you to Belize.

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What will a cure for Dwarfism lead to? Dwarf shortage

If offended, grow up

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Sister: Fuck me, that's the third test in a row with a shortage..

Brother: If you incest

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TIL there is a diaper shortage in Iran

Sounds to me like some really deep shit!

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Give a man a fish, that man will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, that man will eat fish for a lifetime.

Teach a man to create an artificial shortage in the fishing industry, that man will eat steak.

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This is Armenian Radio our listeners asked us: Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?

We are answering: “Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.”

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Midget...

Shortage.

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN...

The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't


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A man is taking a survey to find out what people think about the meat shortage.

First he approaches a Russian, and asks, "Excuse me, sir, what do you think about the meat shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" Then he asks an American, who says, "What's a shortage?" Last, he asks an Israeli, who says, "What's 'excuse me'?"


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Due to the hot weather and water shortage in Ireland

The Dublin swimming baths are closing lanes 7 & 8

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The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, the


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Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know wha


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The UN conducted a worldwide survey...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"


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The Worlds Shortest Joke

Dwarf shortage.

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe th


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Why did the African child cry only 1 tear?

Because of water shortage

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't kn


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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what &q


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Worldwide survey



A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn'


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UN sent a survey to children from different country: " Regarding the problem of food shortage in other countries, what's your opinion?" Surprisingly no kids understand the question.

American kids: "what's “other countries”...?"
European kids: "what's “shortage”...?"
Africa kids: "what's “food”...?"
Chinese kids: "what's “my opinion”...?"

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A worldwide chickpea shortage has caused Humus makers to add more lemon to the recipe

Retailers are expecting sales to fall and are prepared for a sharp dip.

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what &qu


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Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations...

The question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:


* In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant...


* In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant...


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UN Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

2. In West


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The International Food Shortage

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