Shocking

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What is the most shocking city in the world?

Electricity

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What was shocking about the jelly container?

The jar was ajar.

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Wanna hear something shocking?

I'm a bad electrician.

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Jackie Chan recently announced that they have received the surgery to transition from male to female. Though, despite this, the most shocking part of this interview was her saying she will no longer be doing her own stunts.

She just doesn’t have the balls anymore.

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How do you stop a Flat earther from shocking?

You remove your hands from around his throat

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Have you heard the one about the electrician making a mistake

I hear it's shocking

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Today, I met an extraterrestrial . . .

It was a shocking revelation, but I probably should have guessed from the odd behavior and the way she wanted everyone to know she was from Vega.

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You heard about the electrician who became a priest?

He had a shocking revelation.

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I think i figured out the word for getting mildly electrocuted

shocking, right?

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A cop tazed a innocent civilian

It was a shocking sight.

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I electrocuted myself before.

It was a shocking experience.

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Two outlets saw a unicorn throw up a rainbow and then fly away

The outlet says to the other: “That was shocking.”

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Don't you all find it weird that people born after 2000 are now doing porn?

I find it just as shocking today as I did 10 years ago.

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Did you hear about the man who got struck by lightning?

It’s a shocking story

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When Mile Pence comes out of the closet.

It will be less shocking than his conversion therapy.

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When Mike Pence comes pit of the closet.

It will be less shocking than his conversion therapy.

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The most shocking element about the college bribery scandal is

USC is being called an elite university.

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Why do electricians make the best journalists?

They are always working on current events and it's usually shocking news.

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Shocking discovery

Today i made a shocking discovery electricity hurts from an outlet

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Did you see the film about capital punishment?

The plot was a bit ropey but the end really was shocking.

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Why is it always so shocking to have your lies exposed?

You get de-fib-rillated

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A long, long time ago, I used to be a farmer.

I used to grow wheat and the quality of my product was second to none. I was famous all over the world for my unmatched wheat harvest.

Everything was going fine, until this one day.

In the middle of a pitch black night, my most bitter rival stole all of my wheat. None of it left on the field. I was shattered, for that wheat was the only source of my livelihood. But nothin


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In a shocking twist to White House tradition, the Trump administration has decided that pardoning a Turkey is a silly waste of time and resources.

Instead, Trump has vowed that only the white meat will be pardoned.

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In case you didnt know, research has shown that 72 of all statistics are made up and thats shocking.

I made that one up too.

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A man gets struck by lightning, you won't believe what happens next

Because believe me when I say this, you will find the results shocking

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A man gets struck by lightning, you won't believe what happens next

Because believe me when I say this, you will find the results [shocking]()

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A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...

Its called Eel-on Musk.

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English is a difficult language.

"Had had" had had a shocking reaction from the public, more than that "that that".
English can be understood with tough thorough thought, though.

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I asked 50 lighting strike survivors about the impact it had on their lives...

The results were shocking.

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Today I discovered a shocking side effect of vaccines.

Adults

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A shocking new Red Cross study has found that pessimistic people make better blood donors.

So B Negative, it's A Plus.

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I heard a shocking statistic today

6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy

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Shocking results came in after Keith Richards went to the hospital.

They found blood in his drugstream.

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A barber in neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs, What a shocking news!

I've been his customer for years. Didn't knew he was a barber.

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Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo this morning?

Apparently they still have 500 million users.

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Russia (vs Spain) just had their most shocking win

... Since the US presidential election

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A man and his wife were at the hospital waiting the results of his screening

Wife - What do the test results look like, doc?

Doctor - Ma'am, could I speak to you alone in the hallway?

Wife - Of course.

Doctor - Well, I'm not going to sugarcoat things for you. It's a shitshow, he's terminally ill. I don't know how he's made it this long without any symptoms. With this sort of news, I prefer to soften the b


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9 'different' types of clickbait. No.7 is 'shocking'.

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My sex life is like being struck by lightning.

I never thought it would happen, but when it did, it was shocking and left me a huge scar.

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I saw a man at the grocery store flinging slices of American cheese into the air.

He then started chugging cartons of milk right off the shelf.

After that he started smashing containers of yogurt open on his forehead.

It was shocking. All I could think was “how dare he!”

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Whats an electric eels favorite exclamation?

“Shocking”

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While watching graduation, I like to think all my students have the same potential.

However, when shaking their hands afterwards, I really felt that wasn't true. It was quite shocking!

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What's the most shocking city you've been to?

For me, it's electricity.

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I was on the end of the wire...

I know, it's shocking.

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Did you hear about the local electrician?

His rates are Shocking.

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Young Billy stuck the knife into the outlet...

He said it was a shocking surprise.

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I woke up this morning to shocking news about who was running for PresidentVP.

From the photos in the news, I thought Marcy Darcy and Stifler were the Democratic ticket for office.

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Just stuck my tongue in an outlet.

The results were shocking.

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Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row...

...absolutely shocking

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This list is unbelievable! Number 3 is just SHOCKING Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing!

Unbelievable List:

1. Amazing
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3. Static electricity

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