I've written a book about a young girl
who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a shitty estate and surviving off benefits.
It's called "Alice in Sunderland".
My friend tried to make a shitty joke about taps
I told him not to faucet
Knock knock. Who's there? Abraham. Abraham who?
Abraham Lincoln (such i shitty joke but i still find it funny)
What is LAX, the code for the Los Angeles airport, short for?
Laxative. It is designed to give you a shitty experience.
Behind every great band...
Is a shitty woman
I finally figured out why fast food sandwiches look so shitty
It's because they're inbread
An extremely sheltered mother and son moved to a suburban neighborhood in L.A...
...from an *extremely* Christian gated community. She worked from home making just enough to get by, so she didn't have to find a new job. She decides to send her little 6 year old boy to a public school to save some money. Over the years that little boy learned a few new words and phrases and was smart enough to not say it around his mom. About 10 years later, he is 16 years old and hasn
I work cleaning toilets at my local bar
Pretty shitty job
My dad has colon cancer
Did you hear about the man who dropped his watch in the toilet?
He had a shitty time....
I used to laugh at poop jokes
then I realised how shitty they are
So I tried anal for the first time last night
It ended up being a really shitty experience
What happens when you hold in a fart?
It goes to your head and you get shitty thoughts
What do you call an unsatisfying orgy?
Pretty Shitty Gang Bang
A real shitty AMA.
If Zac Efron was a shitty spice girl...
He would be called Whack Saffron
I hate diarrhea
It's just so shitty
A father and son are having a heated argument
The son storms off and shouts, "Jim Morrison was a shitty lyricist!"
The father replies, "What did I tell you about slamming Doors in my house?"
Not a joke need help.
So for this joke we are trying to find super shitty jokes similar to the one of " is your refrigerator running.. cuz you better go catch it." Thanks for your time and help.
Im a septic tank cleaner.
It’s a shitty job, but someone needs to do it.
I asked my girlfriend if I'm the only "one" she has ever been with.
She said no, told me she was a slut, and asked me to stop reposting this shitty joke before dumping my un-funny ass.
I finally had anal sex!
It was pretty shitty though..
They say too much porn can make you aggressive and affect your iQ
What a shitload of bullshit, I don’t even have that shitty Apple product.
A friend of mine slipped and fell, hurting his ass.
He hurt his ass so bad, there was a crack...
I know, this joke was shitty
What do you call a person who reposts shitty posts?
We complained about our shitty pay, and they did nothing about it.
So we did a shit in.
What do you call a really shitty party
Ever since I dropped my phone in the toilet,
My cell reception has been kind of shitty.
Why should you never hold a fart in?
It'll travel up your spine to your brain and that's where shitty thoughts come from.
I don't know Papa John used to get so much done with his schedule...
I mean he had to be racist AND make shitty pizza ALL
while gargling Peyton Manning’s balls.
My Grandad always said When one door closes, another opens.
Awesome guy, but he was a shitty cabinetmaker.
I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
I told my hot co-worker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way.
So we both quit our shitty job without air conditioning.
My girlfriend asked me what I thought about anal
I said it’s pretty shitty
I saw a chameleon today...
I guess that must make it a really shitty chameleon.
Why did the poop float on top of the water?
It felt shitty and didn't give a crap.
FiRSt JoKee PleASE DonT MaKe FuN oF mE
something something shitty play on words of a reddit circlejerk haha very funny giv me upvotes please
You wanna know what really chaps my ass?
The shitty one ply toilet paper in my works bathroom.
A group of bikers rolls into a bar, and immediately starts to beat up some local mechanics.
I would too, if they sold me shitty brakes.
Why are liberals shitty city drivers?
Because they don’t see color.
Which of the girls are you dating, Gavin?
Mark: is it Fay or Sophie?
Gavin: the first one
Mark: So, Fay then?
Gavin: Yes that one
I know it is shitty but at least it ain't a repost lol
I dont know why I decided to eat glitter.
Turns out it was a pretty shitty idea.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
I don't have the balls to post this shitty joke.
I cant stop making horrible toilet paper jokes.
I guess I’m just on a roll.
Sorry for the shitty joke.
It’s a shitty way to die.
When the toilet paper breaks, or in for a shitty day
Or an orgasm, depending on how aggressively you broke it
Why did the cannibal girl break up with her boyfriend?
He was a shitty person.
If you could wipe out one race from existence, what race would you choose?
It doesn’t have the fast-sprinting excitement of the 100m, and it doesn’t let long distance runners show what they can do like the 800m+ races.
It’s just kinda a shitty middle ground nobody likes
You rarely ever see shit in the bathroom.
What's the difference between spiders and Millenials
Spiders build webs worldwide while Millenials get blamed for killing shitty businesses like Applebee's.