Ive never trusted tectonic plates
They’re too shifty
What's the most suspicious button on a keyboard?
The shifty one in the corner
Why didn't anyone ever trust the race car driver to take them anywhere?
He was too shifty.
Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?
It's a shifty business.
I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them.
They've just always looked shifty to me.
I don't trust anyone who drives a vehicle with manual transmission.
What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?
A little suspect