Shifty

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Ive never trusted tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

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What's the most suspicious button on a keyboard?

The shifty one in the corner

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Why didn't anyone ever trust the race car driver to take them anywhere?

He was too shifty.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them.

They've just always looked shifty to me.

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I don't trust anyone who drives a vehicle with manual transmission.

They're shifty.

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

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