Sharpener

Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Quit going in circles and get to the point!

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I need a pencil sharpener.

Just to put it bluntly.

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What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Quit going in circles and get to the point

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Did you hear about the argument between a pencil and a sharpener?

The sharpener made a better point.

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Did you hear about the argument between a pencil and a sharpener?

The sharpener made a better point.

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I broke my pencil sharpener, so I tried to make an appointment for him at the hospital

But they couldn’t pencil him in.

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You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same?

They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it:

Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar....

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Why did the pencil sharpener cross the road?

To make a point.

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Just a joke my grandpa told me.

So Jimmy is in class and he walks up to the pencil sharpener and looks out the window. He sees two bowlegged gentlemen and yells, "Hey check out these two funny-looking assholes!"

The teacher immediately scolds him and tells him to read two chapters of Shakespeare.

The next day Jimmy sees the same two gentlemen and yells, "There's those two bowlegged


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