Shaky

Jokes

A polack is flying a plan when it starts to get shaky

He turns to his copilot and says "it's getting pretty turbulent, let's do a 360 and get out of here "

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What do you call a shaky spider man?

Peter Parkinson's.

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Angela Merkel's new policies are highly uncertain...

...She always seems to be on shaky ground.

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Your mom is a 10...

On the Richer scale!

(This joke is best followed up by taking exaggerated shaky steps while saying “BOOM BOOM BOOM” as each step falls).

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A college professor was very worried about his recent study on earthquakes.

It turns out his findings were on shaky ground.

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I got yelled at for telling a Parkinsons joke

Apparently it’s a shaky subject

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An elderly woman with a shaky voice walks into a sex shop and asks, "Do y-y-ooou-u s-s-sell vib-b-rat-ors?", the store worker told her "Yes we do, ma'am."

She replied, "H-h-how d-do I t-turn-n it off-ff?"

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Did you know Eric Stoltz was up to play Marty McFly?

But the director thought he was too shaky early in filming.

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Why havent scientists cured Parkinsons disease yet?

Their research is still a little shaky.

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A shaky looking dwarf walked slowly down his stairs

A shaky looking dwarf looked slowly down his stairs, and then into his kitchen where he found his Mum and Dad.
"Mum, Dad, Ive got something to tell you,"
"What is it?" They questioned what it could be with assumptions already in their minds.
"I dont really know to say this, but-"
"Youre coming out of the closet!?" His father roared.<


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Why were the cop's hands to shaky to place a parking fine on a vehicle? OC

He had to work on his fine-motor skills.

Who's car was it?

His parkin' son.

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Why do women prefer older Gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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I heard that the Parkinson's

Olympics got off to a shaky start.

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The failed airport parking business

After seeing the success of Park 'N Fly, Park 'N Go, and Park 'N Ticket, Michael decided he and his boy ought to get into the airport parking business. Unfortunately the two got off to a bit of a *shaky* start, and Park 'N Son's just wasn't able to get back on their feet.


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The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .

It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face

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Saul, the Jewish Lottery Winner

So Saul, a 90-year-old Jew, wins the $300 million lottery. He's at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there's anyone he'd like to thank.
"Yes," he says solemnly. "I'd like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Circle-K to buy the ticket.
"Last


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Finger wager

why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist.
(visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger.

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A timid little man was seated in the window seat of an airplane next to a scowling brute of a guy.

The little man was terrified of flying, and as soon as the plane took off, he felt sick. But his seatmate was fast asleep, and he couldn't figure out how to get past him to go to the bathroom. And then it was too late; he got sick all over the big guy. As he frantically wiped up the mess, careful not to wake the giant, the brute's eyes flew open. The timid man smiled and said in a shaky


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Saul, the Jewish Lottery Winner

So Saul, a 90-year-old Jew, wins the $300 million lottery. He's at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there's anyone he'd like to thank.

"Yes," he says solemnly. "I'd like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Circle-K to buy the ticket.


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I'm not a doctor...

so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky.

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What do you call a shaky dash cam?

Daesh cam

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Why do females love old gynecologists...

because of their shaky fingers

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Old man goes to a doctor...

Old man, well into his eighties, goes to a doctor for a regular checkup.

The doctor examines him, makes several tests, looks at him and he can't believe what he sees. He says:

"Old man, this can't be true! You're old, but you're healthy as a teenager. No hypertension, no elevated sugar levels, your ECG is perfect... How is that possible?"


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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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Michael J Fox's acting career has been a little shaky as of late...

Credit to u/Cha0s141999

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Shaky hands

Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face."

The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing


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A cop sees a car going slowly down the highway...

The cop pulls the car over and sees an old lady at the wheel, and three passengers who look terrified.

"Ma'am, were you aware you were going 34 miles an hour in an 80 zone?"

"I saw it say 34 on the sign"

"Ma'am, that's the route number. Why does everyone in your car look so traumatized?"

One of the pa


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What will we call Eminem if he gets arthritis?

Slim Shaky.

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So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed.

It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end.

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Two hunters had just finished hunting moose in the middle of nowhere...

They make it back to the small airport nearby, and argue with the pilot about flying home.

"There's no way my plane is gonna make it anywhere with that huge moose in it!" says the pilot.

"We had this same argument last year with a pilot, and he flew us out of here." says one of the hunters.

The pilot mulled it over a little, and doubl


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Why do women like old gynecologists?

Shaky hands.

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A blind man is waiting to cross a busy street......

when suddenly his guide dog dashes into traffic, dragging the blind man with him. Brakes squeal, horns honk, drivers yell and cars get rear-ended, but man and dog make it to the other side without a scratch. A crowd starts to gather around the man and dog, curious to see how the man will discipline his dog. Taking a deep, shaky breath, the man reaches into his pocket, takes out a dog biscuit, and


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Michael J Fox

You may not know this but Michael J Fox still has a very fruitful career in Hollywood, though now a days he's behind the camera. He's the guy they use to hold the camera for those shaky-cam action scenes.

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I don't know about Michael J. Fox...

His last few performances have been kind of shaky.

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An old woman walks into a sex shop

An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir", she asks in a shaky voice,"do you sell vibrators?" "Yes,ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes,ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes,ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"


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