A redditor wants to post an OC joke about letters that sound like words. But they can't think of any original jokes and combinations of letters that haven't been used yet.
The redditor decides to meet with a dealer who'll sell ideas on how to combine letters to create new words that r/jokes has never seen before. At the agreed upon time the redditor arrives at a secluded back alley and see's the dealer emerge from the shadowy corner wearing a sombrero and trench coat. The redditor nervously approaches the dealer.
Redditor: R U the letter-word
A shadowy figure in my hallway scared the shit out of me today.
It was my own coat on a rack I installed 3 hours ago.
This isn't actually a joke. It just happened.
There is a shadowy force, constantly filling your ears with leftist media...
A man died at my local Dunkin Donuts...
A man died at my local Dunkin Donuts this past year of a heart attack before the paramedics could arrive. Strange things were reported by employees shortly after. Weird noises were heard from the back room. Staff working later shifts would complain of items falling off of shelves, cabinets opening and closing, and even seeing shadowy apparitions. Worst of all since his death, customers reported th