Serpent

Jokes

Eve said to the serpent.

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What do you call a snake that walks into the government?

A civil Serpent

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I am fed up of my coworker joking about Oedipus's serpent on his aircraft.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

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A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard

meet on a neutral planet.

It is a tense moment.

The Serpent guard’s eyes glow.

The Horus guard’s beak glistens.

The Setesh guard’s nose drips.

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Adam and Eve walks in a bar

Serpent bartender: what will you both have?

Eve: apple martini please. Stirred.

Adam: rib eyed steak for me. Oh, and make it well done.

-several minutes passed-

Serpent: here ya go. that'll be 200 bucks

Eve: how bout a blowjob for payment? *winks*

-the serpent was bewildered and Adam looks at his wife with shock and


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Adam and Even walks in a bar

Serpent bartender: what will you both have?

Eve: apple martini please. Stirred.

Adam: rib eyed steak for me. Oh, and make it well done.

-several minutes passed-

Serpent: here ya go. that'll be 200 bucks

Eve: how bout a blowjob for payment? *winks*

-the serpent was bewildered and Adam looks at his wife with shock and


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Adam blamed Eve , Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent,

Didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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What do you Call a Reptilian politician?

A *Civil Serpent!*

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Serpent Name.

Teacher - John standup and tell me a serpent name.

John - What it sounds like?

Teacher - ssssss....

John - Ms. Mary

Teacher - The librarian?

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What did the Serpent say to Eve?

Did you like where that apple came from? Would you like to try the banana?

\[Adam enters the scene.\]

Quick, act like you went insane and heard God! Your husband just caught us naked together, tasting each others' fruit.

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What do you call the Midgard Serpent if it was my dad?

Jormungone

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent.

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A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment.

The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips.

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent

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What's an illiterate pirate's greatest fear?

An AB-sea serpent

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A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet.

It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's nose drips.

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Why wasn't the young serpent wearing any clothes?

Because he was snake-kid

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted

A serpent

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What do you call a snake who works in the government?

A civil serpent.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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A Serpent Guard, A Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet.

It was a tense moment.

The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's .... Nose drips.

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Eve: I got an Apple.

"Adam..."

"Eve..."

"Adam..."

"Eve...What?"

"Adam...I thought we'd decided on Android"

"Eve...The serpent said this was better"

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Eve: I've got an Apple.

"Adam: ..."
"Eve: ..."
"Adam: ..."
"Eve: What?"
"Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android."
"Eve: The serpent said this was better."

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Blame

According to popular legend, blaming someone else when the fault is really yours began in the Garden of Eden. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent, alas for him, didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet...

A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard, and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment.

The Serpent Guard's eyes glow. The Horus Guard's beak glistens. The Setesh Guard's... nose drips.

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The Sea Serpent

Once upon a time there was a great swimmer. He lived near the sea and every morning he went for a swim.

One day there was a huge storm. Dark clouds were gathering and there were great thunders. The swimmer did not care. He jumped into the sea and started his usual routine.

Alas, the strong currents pulled him deep into the sea. He could not see the shore and the weathe


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Funny because it's true.

In Genesis Chapter 3 God kicks Adam and Eve out from the garden of evil for eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. This fruit, offered to them by the serpent (Satan), conferred upon them knowledge of what is good and what is evil. For this they were removed from the garden.

In order to make up for this, they accept this moral knowledge from their ancestors in th


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