Sequence

Jokes

Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?

Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.

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I work in advertising, and right now were filming a scene about fake ItalianIrish dumplings. Its the fib ognocchi sequence.

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The bartender asks "why the non-linear sequence?"

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

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Want to hear my latest joke about the Fibonacci sequence?

It's as good as my previous two Fibonacci sequence jokes put together!

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What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?

An algorithm.

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Is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?

Nope, its as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3

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Dad, Is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?

“Nope. Easy as 1,1,2,3...”

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Here's some numbers in Fibonacci sequence.

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987.

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Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?

“Nope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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The Moon landings were staged...

... specifically, they had three stages, which were discarded in sequence as the rocket ascended to space to save on mass.

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When child Hitler lied about doing his Math homework for 3 days in a row...

...they called it a Fibbinazi Sequence.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.


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Why did the scientist try to genetically sequence his chicken sandwich?

He wanted to make it crispr.

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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.


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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.


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What's 1,2,3,5,9,5,9,5,9....?

The Fiveonazi sequence.

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This joke about the fibonacci sequence is so bad that

it's as bad as the last two combined

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A Red Dwarf star, a Main Sequence star, and a neutron star are all hanging out and telling stories.

The Red Dwarf decides to share a joke. He says, "What’s a light-year?"

"It's the same as a regular year, but with less calories!" All three burst into laughter.

After a few minutes the neutron star confesses that he didn't get the joke. Both the Main Sequence star and the Red Dwarf turn to him with confused looks. Finally the Red Dwarf


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Why were the Star Wars movies released in that order?

In charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Everyone has heard of the Fibonacci sequence, but have you heard of the Fibonazi sequence?

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Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3?

Because in charge of sequence, yoda was.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 amp 6 before 1, 2 amp 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6,7, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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A sequence for smart asses

2=A, 4=B, 6=C...

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What comes next in this sequence: 2,0,1,_?

I don't know, we'll need to ask Al-Qaeda.

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Mathematicians are pretty easy to hack, because you don't have to worry about putting in the wrong sequence. You just have to guess how many digits of pi they actually used.

Akira Haraguchi, you asshole.

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There has been a sequence of suicides involving a group of mathematicians and a cliff

They all wanted 2, 3, 4

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The Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is no


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The Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is not


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The Fibonacci sequence...

It's easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.

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Polish remover

Hitler.

The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor.

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What's your best elephant joke sequence?

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